le frog

a bad bad man, who pounces on young underage girls and licks their faces with his long sticky tounge

teacher:' arrest that man jumping like le frog.'
little girl: 'omg get off my face'

by ribbit_king May 18, 2009

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if a frog had wings

That definition isn't right. The phrase "If a frog had wings, he wouldn't bump his ass a-hoppin'" means that if a person didn't have to put up with a lot of shit or deal with a shitty situation, they wouldn't. If the frog had wings, he wouldn't bump his ass a-hoppin'.

Jim: Hey Bob, how come every girl you have sex with is a real brown bagger?
Bob: If a frog had wings...

by SKTom March 19, 2009

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FROG

Acronym for "fucking ran out of gas," used especially in nursing homes to explain when an old man or lady dies.

"Did you hear about old lady Smith? She frogged last Tuesday."

by Redheadwriter March 28, 2007

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frogged

Past tense of Frog -- to be kicked or punched in the testicles.

He tried rubbing up against me, so I frogged him.

by L'editrix June 1, 2007

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frog licker

an individual usually affilliated with the democratic political party also refered to at times as a lib or a left wing wacko and also believes the polar bears belong on earth and humans don't

i had a debate with a nature nazi, frog licker, bark humping, toad sucking the polars bears have a right to be here us humans don't, left wing wacko who said my SUV is melting the ice caps and doesn't knock Al Gore for poluting the air when he is flying his private fossil fuel burning jet across america poluting the air 15X times worse than my SUV will do in 20 life times

by Mike Schultz January 21, 2008

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