Jesus holiday

The practice of a worker taking two days off from work ill before miraculously returning on the third day ie on the third day he rose again

Jarod was off ill on Monday and Tuesday, returning Wednesday before needing a sick note from the doctor. Must of been a Jesus holiday

by 10cc July 1, 2016

jesus water

When you wake in the middle of the night really needing a glass of water and there's just a bottle right in your reach. It's like a whole other drink because it's just there if you need it

I've just had the most amazing glass of Jesus Water

by Made up words that make sense March 8, 2017

Sweet Jesus

When you see a woman so beautiful she takes you by surprise

Sweet Jesus shes hot

by Seny69 December 30, 2018

Plastic Jesus

A term used to describe someone puts on the facade of being holy when, in fact, they are not.

Yeah, he acts like he's offended by people's foul language, but he's not all that either because he's really just plastic Jesus.

by Ngstfld June 30, 2018

cheesus jesus

the lord's lord.

WE PRAISED CHEESUS JESUS ON FETA FRIDAY ALL THE WAY TILL SWISS SUNDAY!!

by One Bad Banana October 16, 2011

Twink Jesus

Twink Jesus aka another word for Troye Sivan.

Person 1:"Hey do you know twink Jesus?"
Person 2: "Hell yea! I love Troye Sivan

by Troyesleftnutt June 17, 2018

Jesus Shield

People who proselytize and wave Jesus' name around when they are directly or indirectly accused of unethical or otherwise morally hazardous behavior.

Wow - what's up with Ted! All I called out was that I thought his cheating on his wife was not cool and he pulled out his Jesus Shield!

by RoSatanSF October 15, 2013