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florida ounces

reddit post posted on February 7, 2022 by snapwillow ironically on r/nostupidquestions that went ridiculously viral on the platform.

"didn't think much of this when I lived in Florida. Many products were labeled in Florida ounces. But now that I live in another state I'm surprised to see products still labeled with Florida ounces.

I looked up 'Florida ounces' but couldn't find much information about them. Google doesn't know how to convert them to regular ounces."
"fl oz stands for fluid ounces not florida ounces"
"oh fuck!"
"water is a state I can understand how this is confusing."
by OKAY THEN KGG February 24, 2022
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Floridian Pregame

It's like a normal pregame, but instead of alcohol, it's crack.
"Yo, you wanna come with us to the Floridian Pregame?"
"Nah, I'll just stick with the booze for now, thanks."
by Holt's V-Raptor March 6, 2022
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Florido

That Brian that is such a jerk that you can’t even use the word jerk cause it’s not strong enough. They are a Florido
Oh what a FLORIDO
by Ewbrian March 10, 2022
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Florida flu

An Awful virus in which college kids get super sick after spring break.
I just got back from Panama City Beach and now I’ve got the Florida flu.
by DeadlyVirusFL March 22, 2022
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Floridian Steakhouse

Step 1: Go to Outback Steakhouse and order your choice of steak to go
Step 2: Invite a 4 or lower over to your house (seriously, a 4 or lower, you’ll never want to see this person again)
Step 3: Take ordered steak and slap it right across her front-butt.

Step 4: Proceed to have doggy style sex while drizzling A1 Sauce on her back.

Step 5: Eat said steak off her back while, simultaneously, blowing her back out.
Man I had a bad day of work, so gave this 3 of a girl a Floridian Steakhouse
by BigTexJohnson March 23, 2022
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florida milkshake

the act of diarrhea-ing into a vagina
my girl wants a florida milkshake so i’ve been eating nothing but chipotle for a week
by secretlyapepe April 4, 2022
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