A reminder that as much of a failure that you are, there is always someone more disappointing than you.
(although you are currently on Urban Dictionary, so maybe not so much).
"You strike me as someone who would be a Flat Earther"
by younerd July 24, 2023
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The budgeted ability of the achievement of a swivelly chair
Person 1: “Shoudlve seen me last night, I had to do the flat 3 shuffle
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A flop black and white movie of the 1960's, made by Coleman Francis, where there was little dialogue. There was a lot of narrator dialogue than the regular in movie character dialogue. The narrator kept rambling nonsensical things repeatedly like "flag on the moon", "how did it get there?", When there was very little with those dialogues to do anything with the movie. The antagonist which was a man gone brain-dead from a nuclear explosion, made sounds of a beast that sounded so fake like "AAAAAAA!!!!".

The movie was satirized in the show Mystery Science Theater 3000.
"I heard that when the The Beast of Yucca Flats was released, a film critic called the movie as one the worst movies ever made. "
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The sexual act of having one person in a downward dog position with their ass in the air and the other person doing the spider walk towards their partners asshole to give a rim job.
Eric came over last night and he showed me how to Flat Rim and let me tell you Julie my back hurts.
by Hungbrisket January 25, 2022
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A flat lay is a picture taken from a birds eye view of a collection of items laid out on a flat surface.

Also another name for the Missionary Position.
Dude, flat lays are boring!
by Kei1309 July 15, 2019
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A flat lay is a birds-eye-view picture taken of a collection of items.

Flat lay’s are often posted on social media, usually Instagram, and are often thought of as aesthetic.
“dude that flat lay you posted got over 1,000 likes!”

“starbucks asked me to promote their new coffee by creating a flat lay.”
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Slang term for a modern, flat-screen LCD television set.
I just ordered an awesome fifty-inch flat-screener from Amazon.
by Warren Daniels December 16, 2013
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