The underlying truth about all of these horrifying plastic poseur weirdos who are currently in the 2019 White House.
These people barely know one another, they are an entirely fake first family, all practically bribed to come aboard.
by Dr Bunnygirl November 14, 2019
Get the fake first familymug. Often abbreviated FF5.
Genres- Pop, rock, hip hop, metal, punk, glam, funk, electronica (self described as "crunk rock").
Family Force 5 is comprised of five members, Solomon "Soul Glow Activator" Olds (vocals, guitar), Jacob "Crouton" Olds (drums, vocals), Joshua "Phatty" Olds (bass, vocals), Nathan "Nadaddy" Currin (keyboards, turntables) and Derek "Chap Stique" Mount (guitar). Originally from Georgia, USA.
Family Force 5 is often thought of as contemporary Christian music, because the band members are professed Christians, and because Solomon, Jacob and Joshua Olds are sons of Jerome Olds.
Genres- Pop, rock, hip hop, metal, punk, glam, funk, electronica (self described as "crunk rock").
Family Force 5 is comprised of five members, Solomon "Soul Glow Activator" Olds (vocals, guitar), Jacob "Crouton" Olds (drums, vocals), Joshua "Phatty" Olds (bass, vocals), Nathan "Nadaddy" Currin (keyboards, turntables) and Derek "Chap Stique" Mount (guitar). Originally from Georgia, USA.
Family Force 5 is often thought of as contemporary Christian music, because the band members are professed Christians, and because Solomon, Jacob and Joshua Olds are sons of Jerome Olds.
by JayCee. August 30, 2006
Get the Family Force 5mug. Participants who engage and force themselves to be included in family affairs and / or family events of which they are not blood related nor are they actually a part of said family via marriage. We label these individuals as "Just Kidding Family". These individuals often do not see or cannot separate truth from reality.
Sarah: Ron, please bring your family including all of their acquaintances, friends, ex's. Afterall, they're like Just Kidding Family. Don't forget what's his name. He calls me almost every day, Daniel I think it is. Really a nice guy, but tends to cross the family line. I don't mind him being a part of the Just Kidding Family, he just needs to back off some out of respect for The Family. Poor guy is obviously still obsessed with my Julie.
Ron: No problem Sarah, thank you
Sarah: Ron, please bring your family including all of their acquaintances, friends, ex's. Afterall, they're like Just Kidding Family. Don't forget what's his name. He calls me almost every day, Daniel I think it is. Really a nice guy, but tends to cross the family line. I don't mind him being a part of the Just Kidding Family, he just needs to back off some out of respect for The Family. Poor guy is obviously still obsessed with my Julie.
Ron: No problem Sarah, thank you
by thanksinadvance May 25, 2010
Get the Just Kidding Familymug. Man, everyone thought that he was so funny but really he was just Pullin' A Family Guy over and over all night.
by JorMarDoctaaJayy August 4, 2009
Get the Pullin' A Family Guymug. The apple doesn't fall far from the tree! No wonder he or she is like that! Coming from that Bitch ass Family!
by Majestic Enigma November 28, 2015
Get the bitch ass familymug. by Kungfu5 April 8, 2016
Get the fucked up familymug. Kodak Family is a slang term for joining an already existing family unit, taken from the near instant proccessing of Kodak Polaroid film.
*klick* instant picture
*klick* instant family
*klick* instant picture
*klick* instant family
John hooks up with Jane who has two kids and *klick* Kodak Family
Does Matt know that hooking up with Jill will put him in a kodak family?
Does Matt know that hooking up with Jill will put him in a kodak family?
by Unknown.Programmer September 14, 2008
Get the Kodak Familymug.