Ladies and gentlemen, for your own safety please stand back; I'm ready to release an electric fart here.
by Holden McCrank March 14, 2003
Get the electric fartmug. by Kevin Roper March 24, 2005
Get the eggy fartmug. another term for the word queef, or when a women lifts her leg and gas shoots out her pussy causing a fart out of her front. Also after sex with massive loads, women tend to let out a pretty loud front fart.
I blew a massive load in this broad and after she let out the biggest front fart that i have ever heard.
by mhags32 January 3, 2011
Get the front fartmug. an ambiguously ominous pressure in one's bowel that is simultaneously flatulence, diarrhea, and a bowel movement until it is released, at which point quantum superposition ends and one must simply hope that they guessed correctly.
It's a good thing I went to the bathroom for that Schrodinger's fart, or else it would have been messy.
by Squeaky Farts January 7, 2021
Get the Schrodinger's fartmug. Tom thought to him self why it smelled like a fart even though he had not farted. He then remembered that across the room was Jim, and that Jim was a known Fart Slinger.
by TasteyPotato September 12, 2014
Get the Fart Slingermug. A fart of any duration which ends on a higher note than it started, therefore giving it the air of a question.
by Grimblette September 5, 2016
Get the Aussie Fartmug. The smell you might find in a bus on a hot day filled with local scudders, hoodies and kappa slappers. Very reminicent of the almonds found on the top of Mr Kipling's finest, or a biscuit tin that hasn't had the stale crumbs tipped out for eleven years or so.
by Scritty April 14, 2010
Get the Bakewell Fartmug.