Evan

evans are fucking cool. made fun of just for being a nice person but really fucking cool... and energetic.

"Fuck evan man. YO leave my bro Evan alone. He's cool as fuck and really nice."

by kidneybean78 May 28, 2022

Evan

A fat fucking loser who keeps trying to live his days of JV basketball.

Evan is on an amazing weight gain journey

by BibBibBob December 2, 2019

Evans opinion

Straight factual perfection

Evan: she is fat

Person1: I agree
Person2: I agree

Person3: I agree
Person4: I agree
Everyone at the same time: Evans opinion is spot on, your so cool Evan, thank you so much Evan

by Iffycreator October 30, 2019

Evan

The most annoying person on this planet

Evan: Hey guess what
Nobody:
Evan: Heh heh, chicken butt

by chocolate negro January 18, 2020

Evan

Looks like Maple syrup. Eats ass

OMG its evan!hes gonna peg me

by bruh nuts February 23, 2022

Evan

Evan won’t share his Takis

Evan: u canr have my Takis

by miaiswerid June 23, 2023

Evan Allen

A lazy, pretentious and stinky boy, probably from some remote pointless area, who has a 3 inch penis and no game

See that kid with the nosebleed in the middle of the bar? He looks like a total evan allen...

by Cyoopid February 23, 2019