Evans are either tall and skinny or short and fat. There’s no in between. He’ll lead you on but treat you like a queen while doing so. He claims to love you when he loves someone else more. He also has a very close friend. Almost like a sidekick. They’re very similar, most likely the same body type and accent. Evan can cook too, so no need to learn, ladies!
Andrei : “I love Evan so much!”
Cynthia : “Wait, he told me he loved me last night”
Andrei : “I’m not surprised, we can just share!”
Cynthia : “Wait, he told me he loved me last night”
Andrei : “I’m not surprised, we can just share!”
by Cloud 8+1 April 15, 2020
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Pangender + Omnisexual ADHD and Anxiety driven mess who is just there to have a good time. Usually seen hurt from back pains.
Pangender + Omnisexual ADHD and Anxiety driven mess who is just there to have a good time. Usually seen hurt from back pains.
A: "Yk that sexy bitch Evan"
B: "Yes, shes my husband."
A: "OOH.. you're Kami- right??"
B: "Yes, yes I am."
B: "Yes, shes my husband."
A: "OOH.. you're Kami- right??"
B: "Yes, yes I am."
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A certain individual who is famous in the Roblox community and allied with an individual named "Calin Madi" for their 23 subscriber special.
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