Chris evans

Chris evans is my baby daddy. He is so sexy and is dating me NOT YOU just me so back off.

Wait who are you dating?
CHRIS EVANS YOU ABSOLUTE WANKER

by WAPYUP November 23, 2021

Evans Dog

Evans dog is a word used to define a dog that is very cute; "Omg that dog is so Evans dog" "That cute is litteraly Evans dog" Most people use this word as a short term of amazingly cute.

"OMG! That dog is so Evans dog"
"That dog is litteraly the definition of Evans dog"

by Traxz September 4, 2022

Evan leroux

Biggest cock most masculine nigga ive seen id kiss him like i want him to spank my ass and squeeze Then fuck me raw blackest most alpha chad ever funny,cool,alpha,pog,retarded everything’s you want in a guy

Look at evan leroux i just got so horny

by Bigest cocked nigga October 29, 2020

Evan

To be one of the most annoying bitches. Evan tends to think he’s funny even though his jokes come off as cringe. The correct response to an evan is to tell him to stfu.

“Hey is that a garbage can?”

“Nope thats just evan”

“Oh no stfu evan”

by moony.moon.moon October 6, 2020

Evan

the best Val duo frfrrrrrr

YK that Evan kid?
Yea he no-scoped me in Val.

by Akiyovpn November 20, 2023

Tom evans

A super hot Boy who loves scooters and all the girls love him, plus he has a nice face and you might like him his mates call him "scooter fag" but all the girls call him daddy xxx

Girl 1: Hey he really hot and he looks fucking sexy on that scooter
girl 2: Must be a "Tom evans"

by SkAtErGiRlxXx May 21, 2019

Evaned

To mess up so bad

I evaned so hard in golf today

by Prowormaker May 20, 2024