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English

An absolute fucking shit show
Why the fuck is it spelled phlegm, that makes no god dam sence
English is like if you stuck 100 blood sucking termites into a pot of piss and dead rats, and then let it sit under a porch, before shaping it to North Korea whitest labeled as “cow shit”
by Mrbobpants July 19, 2022
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Lennon English

The songwriter, Lennon English, is so pro Black he is known as "Mr Black Power"
by Mr Black Power November 24, 2021
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English Skateboard

When you fuck a bitch and you start your second round you slip on a skateboard and stick your whole dick in and ejaculate into her stomach saying pip pip cheerio
Oh shit i english skateboarded the hooker and now we have a kid
by The Nigga Behind You October 27, 2020
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stepped in english

A saying from the time of the English / French wars, when English prisoners of war escaped from the prison camp without say hello.
The English use this saying like this: He stepped in French.
"He stepped in english from the boring party."
by anonymous January 27, 2022
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English Duffle Coat

When a person goes to the bathroom, they drop their pants and do a hand stand over the toilet bowl lowering their head into the water. They then defecate letting the faeces slide down their back or front into the bowl.
Hey SCOMO there goes Dan Andrews wearing his English Duffle Coat.
by CyQouT. November 16, 2021
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English Teacher

An English teacher is a teacher who spends to much time ruining the lives of asian kids. English Teachers will most likely have favorites and there will always be this 1 person who the teacher will give the best grade. Middle School english teacher are a step higher they will not give a shit about how good your grammar they will give you a random grade depending on their mood and how much they like you. For some reason they will never give a hundred to anyone
SHe is the english teacher's favorite
by Star_Galaxy March 22, 2022
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English Language

I love etymology but every time I look up a definition of an English word, its buttcheeks. The English language is buttcheeks.
by Audreybodaisey December 14, 2024
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