Meth engineer

Someone who practices the art of inventing small projects while on drugs
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he’s a wanker when you first meet him and throughout the friendship he stays the same . he is not funny and has not humour and is a man whore . he thinks everyone likes him but they don’t .
person 1: do u like that boy?
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Microcosminal Engineer

One who studies the micro bacteria of organisms on planets within 300 to 900 million light years of Earth. NASA specialist intent on proving organic organisms exist through the dimension theorem for space vectors.
A recent MIT graduate and microcosminal engineer, Jake is on the forefront of proving the existence of spontaneal life.
by stargazer64 March 10, 2016
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Smellecular Engineer

A smellecular engineer is someone qualified in the profession of smell. Smellecular Engineering is provided as a course in most high-level universities and is in high demand from employers.
Those qualified in smellecular engineering ensure that smells are as described.
Saeid: Did you hear that Scott has qualified as a Smellecular Engineer?
Peter: Yeah, he was sniffing my toilet just last week, I'm proud of him.
by big epic chad July 30, 2023
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she’s sharting her engine

Wow look at her she’s sharting her engine”

Definitely
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hydro-ceramic engineer

A highly skilled professional whose job is to remove edible matter from circular ceramic structures using the science of water pressure.
I just landed a job at Shennanigans as a hydro-ceramic engineer!
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the text on your dad's mug if your dad has a boring profession
My dad is the best senior engineer in the world! so that's why my dad is boring.
by martcraft June 06, 2018
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