Eli

Eli in japanesse mean a guy who claps until he can't then he Claps with his mouth and his big fat obesse dick

Eli claps ella until he is....

by OHIOOOO April 14, 2025

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Eli

a boy who thinks he’s better than everyone else. his ego will triple at the first signs of a threat. you don’t want to be around him too long incase it wears off

stay away from eli, he’s toxic

by eatdick November 27, 2021

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lazy-ely

The alternate, or next level down, to "leisurely activities". Lazy-ely non-activities.

I'm going to get some sun on this beautiful weekend day, get in some leisurely activities, then go home and do some lazy-ely non-activities like sitting on the couch Netflix'n..

by Inspktr April 13, 2024

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Eli Vance

when you want your work friend to fuck your daughter

Eli Vance: "There's nothing Gordon can't handle, with the possible exception of you ;)"
Alyx: "Dad.. Please"
Eli, Again: "EHHHHHHHHHHHHHĦHHHHHHHĦHHHHHHHĦHHHHHHHĦHHHHHHHĦHHHHHHHĦ"

by iminhellplshelpahhh August 9, 2024

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Ely, is a small Western town in Nevada with lifted trucks and dirty sluts. Wanna-be gangsters and deliverence type farm folk. Holds the title of Highest teen pregnancy rate in the states. Meth capital of the world, where you can find dirty needles on the streets and in the mountains.

"Dude, did you see Tyler's pregnant cracked out sister Ashley?"

"Yeah,he's from Ely NV"

by Countryboy07250 November 15, 2017

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Elis

A really nice guy. He can be a little bit quiet sometimes but generally, he speaks out on what is on his mind. He also has the biggest dump truck you can ever imagine, his ass is so big you can't even comprehend. He is also really short and has a crooked center parting. His penis is also around 2.62 meters long.

Oh God, there he is, the guy with the biggest dump truck and penis in all of Europe, Elis

by Giganormus Guy September 6, 2021

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