Edge

A man who doesn’t do shit, takes no true accountability, gets high all day, way too pushy when horny, threatens to kill himself when he doesn’t get his way, doesn’t care until it’s too late, puts on a front infront of his homies, lies a lot, talks shit about people, manipulates you, judges you, makes you feel stupid, is controlling and WAY too insecure but also somehow a narcissist at the same time. An edge is a truly horrendous experience, but it’s a lesson. An edge got you rethinking life. An edge is so so selfish and uses people to get what he wants. He’s also a fucking pussy.

Victor “if you leave me I will kms”
Marie“Don’t be such an edge”

Victor “I promise I’ll never do it again I’m such a fuck up you deserve better”
*repeats “mistake” over and over again*

Victor“ stop acting like a bitch. Cover up. Take that down”

Marie “ no it’s givinggg edge”

by Wetcooch April 4, 2023

Crystallized Edge

The act of edging but you let your pre-cum crystallize across the tip of your penis. And then you suck it off like a rock candy.

Dude, my girl loves my crystallized edge!!

by Master of Splooge August 26, 2025

edging

The act of using Microsoft Edge, especially for long periods of time

Teacher: Stop edging in class! The work needs to be done in your books, not on the computer
I didnt get any sleep last night because I got too carried away edging...

by HamoodHabibi2.0 January 30, 2024

Edge piece

Pieces that outline a puzzle. Sometime used as an insult similar to “special snowflake”.

Person 1: Yo what’s up My sisters
Person 2: dude you can be such an edge piece sometimes

by BeMoreChill666 February 15, 2019

Alcoholic edging

When you drink until you are about to black, but do not black. If you consumed another drink when you are alcoholic edging, you would be belligerent. You stop drinking at a point where you are still okay while being as drunk as possible. This may be a kink or addicting for some. Comparable concept to edging.

I drink until I’m a 9.5 out of 10 because I derive joy from alcoholic edging. I let myself get to the point before the point of no return every time; it’s addicting.

by Im_on_crack March 30, 2020

edge of seventeen

Worst Song Ever by a goat voiced tramp. , Worst Guitar part ever .

The radio is turned off ,when edge of seventeen is played. How dare YOU, That is my FAVORITE SONG !

by worstever00 May 20, 2021

Trench Edging

When you are taking a shit, and you let the turd about halfway out, but then suck it back in and repeat the process. Typically used as a method of self-punishment, similar to regular edging.

A: "Bro what took you so long to get back on the game? You were gone for like an hour."
B: "Sorry bro, I was busy trench edging myself, I've been hating myself a lot recently."

by imVigin December 23, 2021