When you do something really stupid out of pure panic. Or when you just royally screw up despite your best efforts not to.
JohnBob, really liked Brittany and wanted to be her boyfriend. Instead, he kept eating blinds and could never ask her out.
by Blondeterage September 18, 2012
Get the Eating Blindsmug. Said toward someone when they are being mean or annoying to replace a more hurtful phrase e.g. Fuck off/ Piss off.
Ashlee: ‘You look like a potato’
Hollie: ‘Eat a shoe’
Or
Ashlee: ‘Josh called you a bitch today’
Hollie: ‘He can eat a shoe’
Hollie: ‘Eat a shoe’
Or
Ashlee: ‘Josh called you a bitch today’
Hollie: ‘He can eat a shoe’
by Awoogahhhh47 January 17, 2021
Get the Eat a shoemug. by Dirkdigglervaginatickler October 20, 2019
Get the Eat a dickmug. To intimidate others to such a degree as to receive praise and respect. This is similar to a power move, but it gets a positive reaction from those who it is used on.
“Hey Zach, how did I do? Did I eat their hearts?”
“Yes, you really did. They expected trash, but you received full respect.”
“Yes, you really did. They expected trash, but you received full respect.”
by Señor Axolotl March 9, 2022
Get the Eat their heartsmug. by Minibreebee June 26, 2018
Get the Eat the bearmug. 
The process of dropping really good family made LSD that was dosed out on cardboard instead of traditional blotter.
by bertrando1 March 8, 2022
Get the Eat Cardboardmug.