Bro Douche

(Noun) One who wears Affliction and or Tap out clothing.
Usually thinks very highly of themselves.

Criss Angel is the ultimate Bro Douche

by Kelloggfu!@er March 6, 2010

e-douche

a person who cannot live without and cannot stop playing with their electronic device (i.e. blackberry, iPhone, iPod, etc.) for more than 30 seconds for fear of missing something.

Jim: "Check out Josh. He hasn't put his iPhone down for hours! Shouldn't he be playing baseball or something?"
Bill: "Yeah, but he can't help it, he's an e-douche."

by Pflugster October 22, 2009

douche-kadoodle

A arrogant retard, self absorbed happy go lucky pretty boy that is hated by all who always seems to be around.

Damn! Fucking Todd is here again! That douche-kadoodle could be a bastard child of Snookie and "Mike" The Miz. Find a lot of them on the Jersey Shore, Hamptons, Miami, stupid or flashy clubs/bars and high schools/ colleges

by crazynazizombiechic88 January 20, 2017

Douche Dispute

When someone disputes a purchase or service for some stupid reason.

That guy had a real douche dispute. He called in to demand free pizza because there were only 30 pieces of pepperoni on his pizza.

“I want to have all my money back from this flight, it was delayed by 45 minutes.”
“Ma’am, we were in the middle of a blizzard, you’re lucky your flight was even able to leave. If you want to continue with this douche dispute, I will be forced to disconnect this call.”

by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008

douche-stache

Thin barely mustache frequently found on prepubescent boys who want to feel manlier than they actually are.

"Dude, I didn't shave yesterday or today"-Guy 1

"I can tell, you totally have a douche-stache right now"-Guy 2

by dr ew April 17, 2009

Colonel douche

Someone who has mastered the art of douche and is rewarded a high military rank for no reason...just to emphasize how big of a douche this certain person is.

this guy is a colonel douche

by Luke Cormier June 18, 2006

douche sack

someone/something that is worse than a douche bag

He's so awful he's not a douche bag- he's a douche sack

by T Locrto October 24, 2009