double dunk

Double Dunking is the act of taking a shit while sitting upon another person's lap who in turn is also taking a shit. While on the toilet, there is ample room in front of the person on the bottom. This extra space can be utilized by a second person in order to increase defecating efficiency.

Variations of the double dunk include the "French Double Dunk", where the top person faces the bottom person; and the "Roody Woo", which due to its perverted misshapen entanglement of a position is very rarely performed.

Hey man all the stalls are taken, let's double dunk this bitch.

by John Price April 10, 2008

Double Barrel Shotgun Nose

When someone has nostrils that look like blow holes. Just pray they don't look up and spray on you.

His double barrel shotgun nose could hold cantaloupes.

by ccharmon January 4, 2009

double speak

speech designed to mislead people.

None of your double speak; speak in unambiguous terms.

by uttam maharjan August 17, 2012

Double oven steamer

When you do a reverse pile driver on a girl and put your finger or toy in her anus at the same time you are plowing away and then you drop a dookie on her face.

I gave her a double oven steamer, she loves it when I pile drive her at the end of the couch and she loved the dildo in her butt! Man when I dropped that duce on her face she choaked and almost kicked me in the face!

by Xavior64 March 3, 2010

Double Stuffed Eiffel Tower

When 2 dudes, have 2 chicks bent over doggy style facing each other. The dudes are hitting it from the back, while the chicks makeout. While the dudes give a double high-five over both girls.

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by Evan and Chris October 22, 2008

Double Clocking

When you go to look at the time, whether it be on your mobile phone, alarm clock, iPod, Etc. And manage to do everything except check what the time is, forcing you to look at the clock again.

Justin went to check the time on his phone, but checked his messages, resulting in double clocking.

by Kevdogs August 17, 2010

Double Doctor

One who has earned both an MD (Medical Doctor), as well as a Ph.D (Doctor of Philosophy). Double doctors are a rare breed, and you should always listen to them, because they know what they're doing.

Pleasure to meet you. Name’s Antonio Lucciali, medical doctor, and I have a Ph.D in physics. They call me the Double Doctor!

by Atomic Punk February 19, 2011