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The Uncooked Donut

When you shoot your jiz on your girlfriend/wife/stranger's face after getting a blowjob and directly afterward you antique (Antiquing: throwing flower on someone in order to make them look like an antique supplied with dust) her, while her mouth is still froze in an O. Thus creating, 'The Uncooked Donut.'
I met this chick at the party last night. After the party died out she blew me in the kitchen! After I finished on her face, I was in reach of some flower and I perpetrated The Uncooked Donut!
by rfossum December 16, 2009
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time to make the donuts

Time to go to work. Applies generally, to any task/activity. Or, to leave home for one's place of employment. Usually expressed in a dreary, I'd-really-rather-stay-home-and-masturbate kinda way.
Man kisses wife as he grabs his keys. "Time to make the donuts."
by ChuckChaser69 October 8, 2010
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Time to make the donuts

Meaning to start work, from the Dunkin Donuts commercials where Fred the Baker would state "time to make the doughnuts" when leaving home for work.
"Time to make the donuts." quipped the gun-for-hire, as he squared off with his target.
by El Hitto October 9, 2018
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raffle your donut

Scottish expression according to comedian Craig Ferguson meaning, "Go peddle your ass." Similar to Get lost, or fuck off.
Haggis: I saw you with Maggie last night. She's one ugly bitch.
Mac: Go raffle your donut
by Harry Baltazar May 23, 2008
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rusty ring donut

The brown circle around your cornhole. Many mistake it as shit stains, but no need to worry, it is natural. Push your finger in and find the secret filling inside. The rusty ring donut is also the breakfast choice of many queers and prison inmates.
Mrs. Weathers who is the ultimate cunt-slut stated that she loves the taste of a warm creamy rusty ring donut when she has a nice hot Dickin's Cider.
by Wun Hung Lo July 25, 2008
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glazed donut holes

The state of being during intercourse when female ejaculate coats the testicles therefore glazing your doughnut holes
That chick was riding me for so long she left me with glazed donut holes
by Colorawdo_crook November 16, 2015
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