five dollar piss

A five dollar piss is that piss you take when you've been holding it for a longgggggggggggg time. Usually after over 3 beers. It is a piss that felt as good as finding $5 on the ground. In other words, the pleasure you get from finally letting it go would be worth $5 if you could somehow pay someone for a similar sensation.

Generally had when there isn't a good place to pee in public, and you have to wait until you are in a bathroom or approach a wooded area.

Coincides with saying "arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahhhhhhhhhhh" when you finally do get to urinate.

Damn dude, I've had to piss since we started walking across this huge parking lot. I'ma go take a five dollar piss.

The line for the bathroom was so long, I ended up taking a five dollar piss when I finally got to the bathroom.

by RasJephizzle October 24, 2011

Smooth Dollars

Dollars that are not crinkled so that to fit better in vending machines and strippers' snatches

How much?

$20 smooth dollars homie

by V Priest August 24, 2018

Dollar

A game people play, that occurs when someone says or does something gay. If they call it in time they owe you a dollar.

Joe: ( slaps Chris' but.)
Ryan: that's a dollar!!
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Ryan: woh Chris , that's huge!
Joe: That's a dollar!!

by Dude_yo_cuzz November 1, 2022

dollar day mary

Any girl named Mary who will, for a single dollar, give it up in a car on a side street.

A girl who will do random sex acts for cash in vehicles is called dollar day Mary

by Big C in FW April 16, 2014

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 9, 2025

Bangkok dollar

The dollar you wake up with in your prison pocket.

Smells like a bangkok dollar in here.

Lol just tipped the pizza guy with a bangkok dollar.

by Lambowski47 December 13, 2020

six dollar shirt

The kind of shirts you only wear at home and would never let your peers see you in.

Sally: OMG I saw Jessica in a six dollar shirt at the store today.

Denise: wow who would be seen in public like that ?

by jman13 June 17, 2014