Soapin on my dollar

When your roommates use your soap and shampoo without permission.

I am all out of shampoo, you been soapin on my dollar?

by DctrDave December 28, 2011

Iraqi-ass-dollar

The act of creasing any denomination of paper currency the long way; placing the bill between one's ass cheecks. This must be held for a period no less than 30 minutes prior to exchanging for goods or services.

While riding to purchase a jeep Cherokee, a 1 hour 45 minute drive away, my cousin informed me he had a surprise. Before arriving on our long car ride he pulls over counts his hundred dollar bills and says one is missing. Pulls one out of his ass and says my "Iraqi-ass-dollar!!! Let's ride!!!"

by Reyer December 24, 2012

two million dollar handjob

When a woman uses her two breasts to give the most sensational handjob ever

Rick: My wife just gave me a two million dollar handjob

Dan:My wife and I tried anal! :D

Rick: Gross.

by BestPseudonym March 21, 2014

The Ten Dollar Haircut Place

A place so mysterious iit has never been found only rumors can tell you the truth the legend is as follows:

To get a haircut fair of price, take a left after making nice with the man who nods twice, to the words 3.25 thrice. Then take a left at the door, that says 14-4. Then knock twice on a wall that states, come here for cheap and affordable rates. The place you have found, is very sacred and profound. Go there often and do not tell another soul, or you will find yourself dead in a hole.

Me: I have a question.
Friend: What?!!
Me: Where's the ten dollar haircut place?

by $10 January 17, 2017

evolved poop dollar

a prank played on strangers involving laying on the ground with a rolled up dollar bill in your butt crack

Dylan- "check out this dollar!"
Josh-"where did you get that?"
Dylan-" that dudes sweet cheeks"
Josh-"OH NO... EVOLVED POOP DOLLAR"

by Josh is my name April 18, 2018

let the dollar decide

When you can't make a decision so you flip a dollar bill.

- Should we order pizza or Chinese food?
- I don't know , let's let the dollar decide.

by sumkorie June 23, 2020

Grayson Bailey Dolan

A Young sexy man who has a sharper jaw line than all of the knives in your kitchen. He may be REALLY REALLY attractive but he is also they most sweetest, kindest, funniest person you'll ever know. To be honest no word in the Urban dictionary ( or normal dictionary) describes him.

Friend 1: is that Grayson Bailey Dolan??
Friend 2: OMG it is i heard he has a jaw line sharper than any knife in your kitchen
Friend 1: Definitely, but he is also the most sweetest, kindest and funniest person you'll ever know!!!!!
Friend 2: I AGREE

by I love Grayson Bailey Dolan August 13, 2020