Virtual docking

When an internet beef between two men is squashed and the virtually dock their peens together.

After apologizing to each other online, R and J started virtual docking.

by MaynardG744 April 2, 2020

Ha-docking

Sucking on a large bearded sailor's nipples.

Ewan was ha-docking Rishi while he did bicep curls in his back garden.

by Bozmund April 16, 2020

Rock docking

When you and your bro are docking with a hard rock in between.

Me and my bro were rock docking before the game.

by Dudesnacks June 12, 2020

Dick dockers

Person responsible for flooding social media with tik tok videos assuming every social medias target audience intersect with the PewDiePie fan base, I.e. tweens

Trying to find something worth upvoting in r/funny but someone at Reddit left the padlock gate unlocked on the window lickers pen and let all the dick dockers out.

by Fresh_gumbo February 11, 2021

Coke docking

When 2 guys are docking and a chick comes and puts a hollywood over both their dicks while they’re jerking off. And snorts said line over the foreskin overlap.

Well I seen these 2 guys docking and I had a bag of blow on me so I thought why not make a line over their 2 dicks that are connected by the foreskin and do a Hollywood. I was totally coke docking that night

by MILLLLATHEKILLAAAA March 10, 2021

Alt Docking

When an active male social media account creates so many alt accounts that he forgets which ones are his, and unknowingly begins an online sexual relationship with himself.

Did you see Russ flirting with Morris? He is alt docking again and he may need an intervention.

Morris sent a pic of his genitalia to himself again. The alt docking has to stop.

by Lily Boone April 4, 2021

T-Docking

The act of triple docking, in which two circumcised penises penetrate the foreskin of the third larger uncut shlong.

Dorvid’s massive shlong engulfed Coby and Brent’s little wieners in a spontaneous late-night T-Docking session.

by Bildo the baggage claimant June 21, 2021