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Strategic docking 

Strategic docking is when a person inserts his penis into the forseskin of another man's penis. The strategic part of it is when someone isn't paying attention. For example during a pvp session, someone sneaks under your desk and docks you very quickly.
Vikz likes Strategic docking. It makes his genitals all tingly, since it feels special.
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Virtual docking 

When an internet beef between two men is squashed and the virtually dock their peens together.
After apologizing to each other online, R and J started virtual docking.
Virtual docking by MaynardG744 April 2, 2020
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Ha-docking 

Sucking on a large bearded sailor's nipples.
Ewan was ha-docking Rishi while he did bicep curls in his back garden.
Ha-docking by Bozmund April 16, 2020

Rock docking 

When you and your bro are docking with a hard rock in between.
Me and my bro were rock docking before the game.
Rock docking by Dudesnacks June 12, 2020

Dick dockers

Person responsible for flooding social media with tik tok videos assuming every social medias target audience intersect with the PewDiePie fan base, I.e. tweens
Trying to find something worth upvoting in r/funny but someone at Reddit left the padlock gate unlocked on the window lickers pen and let all the dick dockers out.
Dick dockers by Fresh_gumbo February 11, 2021

Coke docking 

When 2 guys are docking and a chick comes and puts a hollywood over both their dicks while they’re jerking off. And snorts said line over the foreskin overlap.
Well I seen these 2 guys docking and I had a bag of blow on me so I thought why not make a line over their 2 dicks that are connected by the foreskin and do a Hollywood. I was totally coke docking that night

Alt Docking 

When an active male social media account creates so many alt accounts that he forgets which ones are his, and unknowingly begins an online sexual relationship with himself.
Did you see Russ flirting with Morris? He is alt docking again and he may need an intervention.

Morris sent a pic of his genitalia to himself again. The alt docking has to stop.
Alt Docking by Lily Boone April 4, 2021