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Crusty

Someone who is angry and not pleasant to be around
"Hey did you get those concert tickets"

"Fuck off you stupid useless anus burger "
"Wow you don't need to crusty"
by Your local emo April 1, 2017
mugGet the Crustymug.

Crusty Earmuffs

When a woman has failed to clean all ejaculate from one or both ears after receiving fuzzy sidetone.

Most appropriately used if said ejaculate is publicly visible.
A week after I gave her fuzzy sidetone in her sleep, she went to the doctor to check her hearing. He didn't even need his light to see she had crusty earmuffs. He recommended she get me that damn beer on the way home!
by PetesMom February 9, 2013
mugGet the Crusty Earmuffsmug.

Crusty bud

Finger blasting you chick with a nectar collector in her ass and then pulling it out and taking a fat ole dab, then passing it around to all you friends
Me and the boys had a crusty bud after my chick left
by Bucky stills December 23, 2023
mugGet the Crusty budmug.

crusty dusty

adj: can be used to describe a person who is emotionally dry
Example: Iman is so crusty dusty, she didn't even cry at the end of Titanic.
by lalanation September 6, 2016
mugGet the crusty dustymug.

Crusty

That girl is very crusty
by Shrek 69 October 13, 2019
mugGet the Crustymug.

Crusty

Bitch your makeup looks crusty
by Goats for life March 28, 2015
mugGet the Crustymug.

Crusty seahorse

A male who doesn’t wash his genitalia to the point where it smells and gets ‘crusty
Hey girl, how was Ryan in bed last night?

Urgh he was terrible, he’s such a crusty seahorse, that peen hadn’t been washed in yonks!
by Crustycrustaceans November 13, 2020
mugGet the Crusty seahorsemug.

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