by Smokess December 7, 2017

Rorys goon cave
"Where's Olivia, I haven't seen her in a while?"
"Have you checked the Crusty Drawls Chamber of Beans"
"Have you checked the Crusty Drawls Chamber of Beans"
by EvilDiddy_Overlord9 February 16, 2025

When your fingering your girl and suddenly fist her, forming your hand into a claw and yell money, money, money
Julian: Yo man you got some pussy last night
Kenny: Yeah man it was great I pulled the crusty lobster on her
Kenny: Yeah man it was great I pulled the crusty lobster on her
by Chad kindle July 30, 2019

by Main_Sidechick March 4, 2014

by MasterOfTheDumpyFart April 30, 2021

by a7xfan1021 August 3, 2016

Noun,. After having vigerous sexual intercourse the male ejaculates onto the hair of his partner and begins massaging his semen into her hair until it starts to become sticky he then fluffs the hair upward and outward repeatedly until it dries into a Rio Carnival style headdress. When done with love it can be very attractive, but if done with malice it is a tangled mess.
(1)"Jess, your hair is devine... who did it." "Thanks Jodie, Brad gave me a Crusty Rio!"
(2)"What happened to your head, did Jim give you a Crusty Rio?!?"
(2)"What happened to your head, did Jim give you a Crusty Rio?!?"
by Whiteeyebrows November 26, 2011
