"Hey did you get those concert tickets"
"Fuck off you stupid useless anus burger "
"Wow you don't need to crusty"
"Fuck off you stupid useless anus burger "
"Wow you don't need to crusty"
by Your local emo April 1, 2017

When a woman has failed to clean all ejaculate from one or both ears after receiving fuzzy sidetone.
Most appropriately used if said ejaculate is publicly visible.
Most appropriately used if said ejaculate is publicly visible.
A week after I gave her fuzzy sidetone in her sleep, she went to the doctor to check her hearing. He didn't even need his light to see she had crusty earmuffs. He recommended she get me that damn beer on the way home!
by PetesMom February 9, 2013

Finger blasting you chick with a nectar collector in her ass and then pulling it out and taking a fat ole dab, then passing it around to all you friends
by Bucky stills December 23, 2023

by lalanation September 6, 2016

Hey girl, how was Ryan in bed last night?
Urgh he was terrible, he’s such a crusty seahorse, that peen hadn’t been washed in yonks!
Urgh he was terrible, he’s such a crusty seahorse, that peen hadn’t been washed in yonks!
by Crustycrustaceans November 13, 2020
