Rusty Crusty 

Dried shit on the underside of the penis. Occurs from a bad clean up job after anal sex. Usually forms at the penile base and is unseen. Usually discovered on accident by scratching oneself or a partner finds it while giving oral. Whatever, it’s some nasty rusty, crusty shit.

Rachel found some rusty crusty last night when she was sucking muh balls. Since she won’t do anal, I was cold busted and fessed up to punishing her mom’s ass the night before.

That nasty whore left me with rusty crusty. I was scratching my knob and my fingernail was a tad reddish brown.

Rusty Crusty by Eaton Holgoode June 14, 2018

The Crusty Puppet 

While banging your girlfriend in the ass, quickly pull out, insert your hand in her asshole and grab the back of her head while moving her around making her move like a puppet.

Sunday decided to aimlessly lead his girlfriend around the house by controlling her bowels

The Crusty Puppet by Annadale's finest April 23, 2005

Whipping a crusty 

A mean and condemning look; Glare.

I was going to help you, but not when you are whipping a crusty at me like that.

Whipping a crusty by Sefus July 11, 2006

trusty crusty 

a trust fund traveler that wears dirty clothes and attempts to mask his suburban upbringing and live the life of a crusty punk. Typically, they sleep on couches, bum money for booze, have a dog, do not shower and create spectacles of themselves due to there immature age and lack of alcohol tolerance...and because they think it is cool. These kids almost always have platinum debit cards in there pockets and aren't really all that tough.

The trusty crusty made certain that no one saw him use the ATM before he walked to the corner store to beg for change for his morning Thunderbird.

trusty crusty by corner store February 23, 2010

there like crusty underwear 

You know you can always rely on crusty underwear that has been sittin in the hamper for six days when it's Friday and you have to go to work and you don't have anymore underwear so you have to reach as far down in the hamper as you can to pull out those underwear because you don't have any more clean ones in your drawer and you're scrounging around trying to find some clean ones but you can't and the only pair you can wear are those crusty ones at the bottom of the hamper that when you put them on they feel a little moist and cool because they soaked up the wet towel body juice and the bottom of the hamper is so dark they stayed a cool temperature and are a little loose from wearing them all day long.

"Hey Seth, you gonna make it to the softball game on friday?" Seth replies, "I'm there like crusty underwear!'

there like crusty underwear by stud service July 1, 2011

Trusty Crusty 

The sock that a teenage boy uses and masturbates into, after a while it becomes his "Trusty Crusty"

My sock hardened into a trusty crusty.

Trusty Crusty by TrustyCrusty June 6, 2017

cum crusty 

Is the dried ejaculation or cum wad.

You may fined the said cum crusty stuck to skin , sheets, bush hair, nut hair, chest hair, ass hair, carpet, door knob, ceiling fan, the wall, head board, foot board, floor board, dash board, key board, or any other fucking board within the realm of trajectory.

It took me 5,min.to scrub thecum crusty out of my naval hair. f y i clean it up before it dries up!

Thanks L.W.C.S.

cum crusty by Leslie W.C. Smith September 16, 2008