We thought we might enjoy the comedy club but apparently the comedian had taken a mirth control pill and wasn't funny at all.
by Goodmalood December 11, 2008
Get the mirth controlmug. This is when you are in the sexual intercourse and the male figure takes his controller and proceeds to use it as a dildo for both partners. After sex, he uses the same controller to play Minecraft for one hour before sucking on it again.
by Meduimbigmkl September 20, 2021
Get the Dirty controllermug. 
I don't have control over any of that, bitch. I can't even get people to acknowledge that it's happening. If it takes putting other people's lifes at risk for you to give a shit then you aren't really giving me a choice, are you?
Hym "Seriously. How fucking stupid do you have to be to not understand that if YOU are justified in NOT GIVING A SHIT about the content or quality of MY life; I can ALSO justify NOT GIVING A SHIT about OTHER PEOPLE'S lives. I don't control any of this. I STILL don't even know how you're seeing any of this. If it takes for other people to assume the same risk I'm expected to assume for this to be remediated; then it is what it is. I'm not letting it go. I'm as patient as it gets. YOU could mitigate the risk immediately. YOU PERSONALLY could fix the problem you're bitching about. You could leave me a message in clip form and the algorithm would pick it up. You could lambast me in person today if you wanted to. You wouldn't entirely resolve the potentially harmful situation TODAY. But you don't actually care about the potential for harm. If it isn't someone you can wield against your political opponents you don't give a shit. THAT'S WHY I'M STILL HERE. Neither side can use me against the others and my purported beliefs are too incoherent for you to nail down. I'm in the blindspot between opposing forces so neither of you dare get involved for fear of getting stuck with me. You're cowards. You don't care if that anyone actually gets hurt. You'd RATHER they did. That would make it easy for you because then you wouldn't have to think about it."
by Hym Iam August 18, 2023
Get the Controlmug. Cause For Control are a pop, punk, rock band from Bournemouth. Including members Dale Fisher (Guitar, Vocals), Lewis Patrick (Guitar, Max Ashley (Bass) and Rory McHugh (Drums)
by Cause For Control November 24, 2019
Get the Cause For Controlmug. <.7.9.7.6.>Control Your Cigarettes', However Intake All The Drugs, Medicine, Rx, Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles You Want<.7.9.6.7.>
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by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 27, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Control Your Cigarettes', However Intake All The Drugs, Medicine, Rx, Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles You Want<.7.9.6.7.>mug. A control point, also called a Cap or a point, is a key objective in team fortress 2. It is featured in many game modes, Ex: Control points, king of the hill, ect. It is also:
1. Something your bloody team won’t stand on to save their life
2. Something next to which there will be at least one level 3 sentry at all times
1. Something your bloody team won’t stand on to save their life
2. Something next to which there will be at least one level 3 sentry at all times
1. Soldier: Why is no one standing on this control point !!!
Pyro: *Chasing an invisible spy across the map*
Scout: *running around aimlessly*
Demoman: *Doing the conga with an enemy medic*
2. Engineer: I will build a damn sentry in this nearly unreachable spot, and no one will ever touch this control point again.
Enemy team: ah fuck.
Pyro: *Chasing an invisible spy across the map*
Scout: *running around aimlessly*
Demoman: *Doing the conga with an enemy medic*
2. Engineer: I will build a damn sentry in this nearly unreachable spot, and no one will ever touch this control point again.
Enemy team: ah fuck.
by 16Geese July 22, 2022
Get the control pointmug.