A control point, also called a Cap or a point, is a key objective in team fortress 2. It is featured in many game modes, Ex: Control points, king of the hill, ect. It is also:
1. Something your bloody team won’t stand on to save their life
2. Something next to which there will be at least one level 3 sentry at all times
1. Something your bloody team won’t stand on to save their life
2. Something next to which there will be at least one level 3 sentry at all times
1. Soldier: Why is no one standing on this control point !!!
Pyro: *Chasing an invisible spy across the map*
Scout: *running around aimlessly*
Demoman: *Doing the conga with an enemy medic*
2. Engineer: I will build a damn sentry in this nearly unreachable spot, and no one will ever touch this control point again.
Enemy team: ah fuck.
Pyro: *Chasing an invisible spy across the map*
Scout: *running around aimlessly*
Demoman: *Doing the conga with an enemy medic*
2. Engineer: I will build a damn sentry in this nearly unreachable spot, and no one will ever touch this control point again.
Enemy team: ah fuck.
by 16Geese July 22, 2022
Get the control pointmug. <.7.9.7.6.>Control Your Cigarettes', However Intake All The Drugs, Medicine, Rx, Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles You Want<.7.9.6.7.>
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by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 27, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Control Your Cigarettes', However Intake All The Drugs, Medicine, Rx, Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles You Want<.7.9.6.7.>mug. Thumb-drive control - gets to the source of terrorism and prevents their use of guns as well..
Thumb drives cause terrorism (like guns cause killings). But we can reduce terrorism - by thumb-drive control - with regulations that take away the key device that terrorists use to promote killing. Raising taxes on thumb-drive sales could escalate the impact of this control.
Selling "thumbs-down" ribbons and bumper stickers will rally the supporters (- but you can expect some "sore-thumb" ideologues... to oppose it).
Thumb drives cause terrorism (like guns cause killings). But we can reduce terrorism - by thumb-drive control - with regulations that take away the key device that terrorists use to promote killing. Raising taxes on thumb-drive sales could escalate the impact of this control.
Selling "thumbs-down" ribbons and bumper stickers will rally the supporters (- but you can expect some "sore-thumb" ideologues... to oppose it).
HE: Did you hear that terrorists are using thumb-drives to communicate?
SHE: We need thumb-drive control to put a stop to terrorism
HE: I wonder if brain control is needed here..?
SHE: What does that have to do with terrorism - or guns?
SHE: We need thumb-drive control to put a stop to terrorism
HE: I wonder if brain control is needed here..?
SHE: What does that have to do with terrorism - or guns?
by op_position June 6, 2011
To eliminate the birthing of a potential child by pushing your wife/significant other down a flight of stairs while pregnant.
Leslie was carrying my child, but I gave her the ol' Jacksonville Birth Control last night so we should be good.
by beeeeeeeeeeej February 20, 2011
Get the Jacksonville Birth Controlmug. by COD playa December 12, 2011
Get the Back Seat Controllingmug. Kyle : There's no brown noise!
Eric : There is!
Eric : It can make people loose bowel control.
Kyle : What is "loose bowel control"?
Eric : Oh, it's a scientific term of shitting.
Eric : There is!
Eric : It can make people loose bowel control.
Kyle : What is "loose bowel control"?
Eric : Oh, it's a scientific term of shitting.
by BruhDictionary July 7, 2023
Get the loose bowel controlmug. Screw 1D. This is a quintessential Bad Religion album, and you should listen to it. All killer, no filler. Some of their biggest hits today are on this record. Like 'You'.
Person 1: "What are your favorite Bad Religion albums?"
Person 2: "Suffer, No Control, Against The Grain"
Person 2: "Suffer, No Control, Against The Grain"
by anonymous September 14, 2021
Get the No controlmug.