Cock wipe

Cock wipe…Tool used for mopping up semen, which would have otherwise been spilled upon your formerly pristine Dungeons and Dragons sheets, to prevent ur mom from putting her hand into ur icky sticky penis goo while doing the laundry.

1)Kenzie: "God ur such a cock wipe!"
Tristin: "Hey! Did u just call me a SOCK?"

2)Mom: "Honey what is all over this sock? It is all stuck together."
George: "Nothing mom....its ummm drool?"
Frank: "Dude ur mom just found ur cock wipe."

by Twat twat June 25, 2007

Oh, Cock

(translation); "Ah, I see events have not taken their ideal course"

uk expression of vexation/mild stomach pain

favourite saying of James May of top gear in event of catastrophe/death/fire

*home explodes into flames*

"Oh, Cock..."

by jnm42 August 19, 2008

crocked cock

A penis that is drunk!

Sorry girls......tonight I have a crocked cock! Tomorrow I'll do you right.

by JoeyBomm June 20, 2020

cock sprung

Female verison of pussy whipped

Linny can't leave Sergio because she's "cock sprung."

by rhcie August 17, 2016

cock chevron

The lower part of a mans abs which form a chevron pointing towards his cock.

Sally and Tracey are at the pool in Lanzarote.

Tracey “OMG check out that guy getting out the pool”
Sally “look at the cock chevron on that”
Tracey “fuck he’s buff, he can chew on my hairy oyster any time”

by Dentbag June 2, 2019

Cock-Corn

A tin of popcorn that your boss puts his hands in after he goes to the bathroom and doesn't wash his hands.

Amber: Are you going to have some popcorn?
Sarah: I don't want any of that cock-corn, Gary's hands were all in it'

by JD DICKS December 23, 2009

Flock of Cocks

A large group of penises - usually forming during a gang-bang

Debra was happily surprised by the size of the Flock of Cocks.

by SIRKOALA February 22, 2022