Cock wipe

Cock wipe…Tool used for mopping up semen, which would have otherwise been spilled upon your formerly pristine Dungeons and Dragons sheets, to prevent ur mom from putting her hand into ur icky sticky penis goo while doing the laundry.

1)Kenzie: "God ur such a cock wipe!"
Tristin: "Hey! Did u just call me a SOCK?"

2)Mom: "Honey what is all over this sock? It is all stuck together."
George: "Nothing mom....its ummm drool?"
Frank: "Dude ur mom just found ur cock wipe."

by Twat twat June 25, 2007

Oh, Cock

(translation); "Ah, I see events have not taken their ideal course"

uk expression of vexation/mild stomach pain

favourite saying of James May of top gear in event of catastrophe/death/fire

*home explodes into flames*

"Oh, Cock..."

by jnm42 August 19, 2008

cock stump

A someone who is short enough that you can put your junk on their head and let it rest.

Look at that girl, "I could use her as a cock stump."

by Shrekalec September 10, 2009

cock shepherd

the opposite of a cock block; describes one who advocates sexual activity with other individuals besides themselves.

dude, dave is a total cock shepherd, he gave me a condem to fuck his sister

by the dog pussy November 17, 2009

Cock-Corn

A tin of popcorn that your boss puts his hands in after he goes to the bathroom and doesn't wash his hands.

Amber: Are you going to have some popcorn?
Sarah: I don't want any of that cock-corn, Gary's hands were all in it'

by JD DICKS December 23, 2009

Cock Wheeze

when a person gives you a blowjob, while doing so, has an asthma attack

Person 1: Dude, how was your one night stand

Person 2: It was going great until I found out she has asthma

Person 1: How'd you find out

Person 2: I had a cock wheeze

Person 1: Uh, Winning

by insertfatjokehere April 13, 2011

Turf Cock

Similar to turf toe, when playing sports while sporting a massive erection, you fall onto you stomach sticking the tip of your penis into the ground and hyper extending you dick.

Flag football was great untill Pete got a bad case of turf cock. And now his cums all green.

by crater bater June 22, 2010