When a man lies on his back, knees held up and his lady eats his asshole , then he politely drapes his scrotum over her nose
by heavens_ assassin August 27, 2019
Get the Chocolate Munchkin mug.To use your hand as a replacement for your penis during anal intercource, only to find that when you take it out it is covered in poo.
by S-Star April 5, 2015
Get the Chocolate Glove mug.The models that "eat" the chocolate in the chocolate commercials while "eating" gracefully and still maintaining white teeth.
Linda: Ugh I hate that chocolate model.
Emilia: No Linda you don't hate her, you just want to be a chocolate model
Jack: Dayumm look at that model!
Sam: She's a chocolate model, Jack, you will never have a chance with her.
Emilia: No Linda you don't hate her, you just want to be a chocolate model
Jack: Dayumm look at that model!
Sam: She's a chocolate model, Jack, you will never have a chance with her.
by Girl that swags on December 26, 2013
Get the Chocolate model mug.Chocolate Milk is an example of High Demand and Low Supply. At school cafeterias, they are used as a currency to trade lunches.
To obtain a Chocolate Milk, you can either A: Pay for it like a Scrub, or B: Trade an item of food of equal or more value in exchange for Chocolate Milk.
Having Chocolate Milk, you shouldn't drink it, as it, like all other School Lunch foods, is made of sodomized Toxic Waste. Instead, use it to bargain other people out of lunch items that you think look good. Those with the most Chocolate Milk cartons are the most powerful, and thus can barter for more food items.
To obtain a Chocolate Milk, you can either A: Pay for it like a Scrub, or B: Trade an item of food of equal or more value in exchange for Chocolate Milk.
Having Chocolate Milk, you shouldn't drink it, as it, like all other School Lunch foods, is made of sodomized Toxic Waste. Instead, use it to bargain other people out of lunch items that you think look good. Those with the most Chocolate Milk cartons are the most powerful, and thus can barter for more food items.
Nolan: Hey, Jake, Can I have some of those Tater Tots?
Jake: Sure, but you gotta give me some of that Chocolate Milk
Nolan: Alright, Alright, you drive a hard bargain.
Nolan:*hands over milk*
Jake:*hands over tater tots*
Nolan: pleasure doing business with you, good sir.
Jake: Sure, but you gotta give me some of that Chocolate Milk
Nolan: Alright, Alright, you drive a hard bargain.
Nolan:*hands over milk*
Jake:*hands over tater tots*
Nolan: pleasure doing business with you, good sir.
by AntifaRedPanda September 9, 2020
Get the Chocolate Milk mug.When the toilet-brush gets caked in shit after being used to dislodge a particularly troublesome log, becoming a bristled turd-like entity. Looks remarkably like a down on it's luck Hedgehog
Oh dear, someone's had a massive shit. Now there's a Chocolate Hedgehog hiding in the corner. The dirty bastards.
by Turd-Like Terminology September 27, 2019
Get the Chocolate Hedgehog mug.The chocolate humidor is a male (or female) anal cavity used to keep tobacco products moist, most notably cigars. Without an airtight humidor, cigars will lose moisture within 2 to 3 days and equalize to the general humidity around them. There's nothing worse than a dry cigar, just ask Bill Clinton. During his administration, Monica Lewinsky helpfully moistened the president's cigar by graciously inserting it into her vagina. The chocolate humidor allows for men to keep their lady partner's cigar moist despite their biological failure to possess commensurate genitalia. Women are by no means excluded from using the chocolate humidor, in fact they can moisten cigars in twice the time.
Steve asked Brenda if she'd moisten his dry cigar, she refused. "I'd do it for you," he said. Brenda replied, "and how exactly would you do that? You don't have a vagina." Steve said, "I'll put it in the chocolate humidor."
by SoapyJohnson September 3, 2017
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Joe- "wow she was lucky!"
Joe- "wow she was lucky!"
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