Caleb

Are not okay. Will argue the opposing side as you, just to see you die inside. Gives off, “sucks at chess” vibes. AND THEY PROBABLY DO. Mean. Most likely has an absent father. Could make a really great emo goth kid. Probably fell down the stairs as a younger child. If not, it would be my pleasure to fulfill that rite of fate.

Oye Caleb, Let thou push thee down the stars. Would be my honor.

by Got a hippo for Christmas December 4, 2021

Caleb

One of the most amazing people you’ll meet.

He has a great sense of humor, dark brown hair, and greenish-blue eyes. He will lift you up when you feel down. Caleb loves Hawaii and TikTok as well.

Fan: wow Caleb is the best!

by MissCoffeeLoverq July 16, 2019

caleb

A very useless fat glob that does not do anything in life.

Hey you’re a caleb.

by daholyparrot June 9, 2025

Caleb

Usually chill. Prime of life is 10-15, and usually they turn emo. Most commonly is a black haired Caleb, or Very Dark Brown. They’re said to be quite intelligent, but clumsy. They text people all the time, but never face-to-face, because It gets awkward. A lot are said to be obsessed with memes and anime. They can range in the handsome factor from 3-10.

“Hey, is that Caleb? I didn’t know he hung around with that sort of people.”
~ Random Person

“Yeah, I know right? Usually he likes drawing.”
~ Another Random Person

by getfuckingready January 18, 2019

Caleb

So say you break Caleb’s headphones on accident. He’s the kind of guys that will try to get you to pay him $200 for them when really he bought them for $60 5 years ago.

Person: Caleb I accidentally broke your headphones

Caleb: Those were $200 you owe me $200

by Falipe August 21, 2019

Caleb

Caleb is a very sweet and thoughtful guy,but can always have very funny moments.Caleb is also a really fun guy to hang out with.He is also very charming and handsome and has dazzling eyes.So if he’s in your life he should stay in your life.

“I really like Caleb,should I ask him out?”Says a girl”for sure,he will love you”

by Your local home boy March 9, 2019

Caleb

Caleb is a massive nice guy and girls love to fuck him because of his dick. If you ever get the chance to have sex with a Caleb you have to because he will rock your world. Caleb is also a really good singer and will make you fall in love with him if you hear him sing - just like a mermaid. Except instead of drowning and raping lost sailors, Caleb will fuck you.

Caleb is really fucking hot.

by not caleb69 June 20, 2022