Cock wipe

Cock wipe…Tool used for mopping up semen, which would have otherwise been spilled upon your formerly pristine Dungeons and Dragons sheets, to prevent ur mom from putting her hand into ur icky sticky penis goo while doing the laundry.

1)Kenzie: "God ur such a cock wipe!"
Tristin: "Hey! Did u just call me a SOCK?"

2)Mom: "Honey what is all over this sock? It is all stuck together."
George: "Nothing mom....its ummm drool?"
Frank: "Dude ur mom just found ur cock wipe."

by Twat twat June 25, 2007

Oh, Cock

(translation); "Ah, I see events have not taken their ideal course"

uk expression of vexation/mild stomach pain

favourite saying of James May of top gear in event of catastrophe/death/fire

*home explodes into flames*

"Oh, Cock..."

by jnm42 August 19, 2008

oh cock

An expression from the TV-series "Top Gear", more specifically from one of the hosts, James May.

Whenever something goes wrong, not according to plan or something is just wierd, you lett out loudly : "oh cock"

"Oh cock"

"Oh cock moment with the boys"

by fbhajvfghajvewhj bnka June 24, 2019

Cock Climber

1. An individual who has surpassed merely swinging off my nuts and is so exaggeratedly kissing ass they are disdained.
2. A homosexual male.

1. That Cock Climber won't shut up about how great the bosses' plan is.
2. If he wants to be a Cock Climber that is his business, it is ludicrous to suggest government try and control the private consensual acts of adults.

by Josh McVey August 27, 2008

Cock jaw

The result of sucking too many cocks or for too long of time. The jaw locks in a blow job position. Treatment includes warm compress and muscle relaxants.

Michael developed cock jaw after servicing a line of 20 guys in the bath house.

by Mben22075 January 19, 2017

Cock wiggle

When a nude male shakes his hips to make his erect penis swing back and forth and slap against his body; often performed by male strippers to provoke women's squeals during bachelorette parties.

Girl # 1: "That cock wiggle he does is impressive!"
Girl # 2: "Shit, he can slap that cock in my face anytime!"
Girl # 3: "Wooohoooooo!!!"

by A Man called Horse August 20, 2014

Protein Cock

Putting protein powder on your cock and having someone suck it all off.

Hey girl you want to get big? Come here and get some protein cock.

by Fil Troung September 11, 2011