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Circle-Jerking Bullshit

A term originally used by Markiplier meaning that a certain occurrence is very unpleasant and utter bullshit.
It is derived from the not-so-fun game of jerking off in a circle around a cracker and the last one to cum has to eat it. Therefore, the term "circle-jerking bullshit" just means that what just happened was stupid and irrational and extremely, extreeeeemeely unpleasant.
"This game doesn't fucking work! Every time I move, I die -- it's just fucking circle-jerking bullshit!"
by anon_king May 29, 2018
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Bullshit

There's a lot of bullshit going on around the world and there will always be as long as it, along with the human race are around, both which will go away forever sometime, but not at the same time.
by PhoenixGamer34 March 12, 2023
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Goat-Ass Bullshit

Term used to describe ridiculous policies or decisions that are void any semblance of common sense or rationality.
Who the Fuck came up with this Goat-Ass Bullshit?
by Used2Bscrubs August 9, 2024
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Bullshit fun

The day that res got Bullshit fun was the day Alex, Steve, John, and Liam made a home-made slip n' slide after uni exams.
by Johnno2302 January 22, 2009
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bullshit

1. Euphemism for most definitions in this dictionary.
More or less everything that the uneducated and incompetent try to express, usually by stringing simple words into several, which they then call sentence. Analyses will not find thought, true opinion or fact in those "sentences".
Simple follow-up queries confuse or enrage the 'bullshiter', explanations demanded cannot be given, nay, the bullshiter will mostly stumble over the concept of explaining.
Alas, bullshit cannot be wholly avoided, it is so prevalent. Bullshit exudes boredom and annoyance, both major vexations for the cognoscenti!

2. Term for beending a conversation by so denouncing the last utterance of your conversation partner.
A: "If it weren't for so much bullshit on "urban dictionary" I would enjoy browsing through their entries."
B: "You uppity know-it-all!"
A: "No, really, just have a look at the definitions of Brit, Britain, British and so on."
B: "That's their pompous arrogance ..."
A: " Pompous arrogance without reason - long gone, dear B. - is bullshit of the highest order. - How nice, that we don't have to listen to them anymore droning on about their special role etc. etc. Continental bullshit-exchange will drop by several 'Farage' scales in the comming years ..."
by Arte Fact August 11, 2018
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Bullshit Artistry

The practice of falsehood and lies to gain notoriety or claim expertise on a topic or subject
Another example of Bullshit Artistry. A person claiming to be a science expert without credentials
by jondich January 7, 2021
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Fravernakel Bullshit

A common saying used by white people, when they're extremely mad, to describe something that is completely preposterous and untrue.
Store Clerk: "We're all out of porridge sir."

White guy : "What do you mean you're out of porridge? That's some fravernakel bullshit! Let me speak to your manager."

Store Clerk: "You're complaining to my manager? That's some fravernakel bullshit!"
by Mr. Word Smith February 27, 2010
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