Egghead Bullshit

Policies, procedures, or regulations that have no real-world value and solve no real-world problems but only exists because some overpaid idiot thought it sounded good.
Overpaid Egghead: We need to double sterilize the sterilized things to make sure they are sterile.

Rational Human Being: Sounds like Egghead Bullshit.
by SOP-DUMB Author January 21, 2025
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Bullshitible

exceptance to exaggeration
A person that can be told something of untruth is Bullshitible!
by Robert Hargett January 10, 2012
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Bullshit button

A bullshit button is a button with a bunch of phrases (ex: now that isn't even bullshit thats horseshit)
A bullshit button is used when someone says something that is bullshit
by ASS MONKE October 1, 2022
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Bullshit Good

A place, experience, person or food that is/was beyond good. So good, that it needs bullshit in front of the word good just to describe how good it is/was.
"How good was that banana bread this morning?"
"Bro, it was bullshit good"

"How was your night last night?"
"Dude, it was bullshit good"

"So, was he/she any good between the sheets?"
"Man, he/she was bullshit good"
by NatalieH March 6, 2019
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Bottles Bullshit Trend Line, (BBLT) - Used by the not-so-famous Bottle Rocket of Greatland fame who once laid a trend line on a chart with zero experience, and rode the sucker for well over a year.

and then failed to cash out when it broke it...
Bottles Bullshit Trend Line is now at £13.65
by uttabull March 24, 2023
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Bullshit

Someone who wants to get to the bottom of a mystery until they do and it's longer a mystery is bullshit.
The engineer invented a crystal ball machine that got to the bottom of a mystery, and still ended up destroying it because some people couldn't really handle the mystery they thought they wanted to get to the bottom of. Bullshit people are the most cynical people in the world, which is why they always want to hear positive bullshit and convince themselves that they are full of boundless optimism, when really they're just full of shit.
by Solid Mantis March 28, 2021
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Bullshitting

smearing the shit of a bull over someones entire body, including the schlong and asscheeks
hes bullshitting me help
by @gortonramramdey November 24, 2023
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