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Brownie Canyon

When you take a fucking massive shit and after about 10 wipes, you still strike oil
I shouldn't have had that out of date Taco Bell Crunchwrap Supreme. It turned my ass into Brownie Canyon last night.
by LG633 September 22, 2024
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Brownie Rub

The process of eating Taco Bell. Preferably cheese steak burrito. then shitting on your partners dick and immediatley jorking it until he russian flash bangs you.

Historically documented between 1400 b.c. - 1700 a.d.
"My husband got home from the Revolutionary war, and we brownie rub each other until the next fortnight."
by Qwertyuiopasdfghkjlzzcvbnm December 22, 2024
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Brownie Swirly

The act of taking a shit in a toilet, cutting it up with a knife whisk or other mixing tool until you get an even texture. You then dump in half a gallon of bleach and the most vile thing you can get your hands on and mixing again. You then dunk your most hated enemies head in it then flush.
Yo I gave Chad the worst brownie swirly ever.
by Solairekiller June 20, 2025
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Brownie

A blue eyed, hippie vibed, deadhead with a wild spirit and beautiful soul.
James is such a total brownie 🤘🏻😍
by Ninja32 July 7, 2025
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tighty brownies

The way to describe tighty whities when there is shit in them.
by PhoneGuyYT July 18, 2025
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Cosmic Brownie

by Gay actor Michael Douglas July 18, 2025
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Brownie Batter Pass

A rapid, improvised method of transferring freshly evacuated fecal matter from hand to toilet, typically occurring in moments of urgency, poor planning, or experimental bathroom behavior.
The name derives from its uncanny resemblance to a messy kitchen hand-off.

Possible causes:

• Sudden gastrointestinal betrayal mid-shower poop

• Attempt to avoid floor contamination at all costs

Overconfidence in “just squatting over the toilet from the shower” technique

How to perfect this method:

• Timing: Initiate the pass within 1–2 seconds of payload acquisition.

• Grip: Maintain a gentle but secure scoop to avoid premature breakage.

• Arc: Aim for a smooth, controlled toss too much force risks backsplash, too little risks rim contact.

• Wash hands immediately: No excuses, no shortcuts, no “just a quick rinse.”
1. “I was mid-shower and suddenly had to poop no time to think, just had to pull off the Brownie Batter Pass.”

2. “Mid-shower poop emergency hit out of nowhere, so I had to make a quick Brownie Batter Pass before it got worse.”

3. “Was just chilling in the shower when nature called hard that Brownie Batter Pass saved my sanity.”
by EthanolLancx August 9, 2025
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