never cracks a book

an phrase meaning never or rarely reading

"He spends so much time on the computer that he will never cracks a book to pass the time."

by Sean dude May 29, 2008

couldn't-give-a-fuck book

A ficticious item that can be used in sarcastic replies to people who tell you something that you really couldn't give two shits about. Especially useful for people who work in customer-facing roles eg. bouncers, security guards etc.

Guy: I really need to get in that club!
Bouncer: You're not coming in.
Guy: But my friends are in there with my ID...
Bouncer: Ah ok, well let me just write that down in my couldn't-give-a-fuck book...

by samwisegamg33 May 13, 2011

Bookender

1.) Having sex with one person, leaving them and having sex with someone else unbeknownst to the first and, finally, returning to the first and banging them a final time, all within a short period of time.

2.) A person who particpates in such a sexual excursion.

1.) One night, in the Geen, the girl had a bookender.

2.) After the fun the night before, she was officially a bookender.

by Ben Filippini December 3, 2003

slam book

A book, usually a notebook where you right something mean about people you don't like.

Ooh, she made me mad yesterday, I'm adding her in my slam book.

by Ya-Ya May 13, 2005

BTW (Booker T. Washinton Magnet High School)

The biggest and baddest high school in Tulsa , Oklahoma. keppin it crunk fa really!!

BTW dominates every school in football!

by Adrianna October 13, 2003

Bookey

significant other. baby. boo. lover.

"You know you'll always be my Bookey."

by Suzzzzi February 26, 2009

bookends

A group of skinny girls between two heavy weight bitches. Usually done in professional photographs.

How did your wedding pictures turn out? "Nice, I am very happy with them! The photographer was really good." I saw you had two fatties in your wedding party. They didn't ruin the pictures did they? "No thank god she used them as bookends."

by Mayble Chote October 3, 2011