Bob Smith

A "nonner", someone worth nothing, who does nothing, worthless.

That guy over there? He's just another Bob Smith...don't bother asking him anything.

by usmcnavaf April 22, 2018

bob dammit

A phrase used by agnostics, freethinkers, and atheists to avoid pissing people off. However, there is a hidden meaning:
The joke is that somewhere out there in the universe, there is probably an alien society whose god happens to be called "bob". So, by saying "Bob dammit", you're actually insulting god as much as saying "god dammit".

Young, handsome agnostic: Bob dammit, I left my car keys at work!
Super strict old christian lady: I'm so glad you've stopped damning yourself by using the lord's name in vain!
Agnostic: *snickers*

by Thatguywiththebagel December 6, 2013

BOB THE ALLMIGHTY

Bob. Is. For. Ever. Climb. The. Wall. For. Bob. Yes. Bob. For. Ever. Praise. Bob.

Bob is great. Bob is GREAT. BOB THE ALLMIGHTY IS GREAT.

by Abby Icewand April 19, 2022

Bob Onminob

A great name to use when one wishes to remain anonymous in a case when one wishes to troll, and all other means of anonymity fail; meant to be used tactically when appropriate.

- "hello, this is pizza hero"
- "uh yeah, can I get 20 pizzas to 123 Smith St.?"
- "yeah, what's your name?"
- "uh...Robert, or bob if you prefer"
- "what's your last name?"
- "Onminob"
- "Okay Bob Onminob, your pizzas will be ready in approximately two hours"

by STND March 11, 2009

emo-Bob

A general all round name for a teenage boy who is emo. however this doesn't mean there actual name has any relevance to it.

Ayshe: hey emo-Bob

Robert:yer?

by emo4th3win March 21, 2010

Water Bob

To receive fellatio in a body of water such as a pool, hot tub or ocean.

Rachel and I went for a skinny dip in the hotel pool and I ended up getting a water bob.

I was relaxing in the hot tub at my grandma’s neighborhood clubhouse when an old lady joined me and gave me a toothless water bob.

by Eaton Holgoode December 18, 2018

Bob and Wade

The extension of ‘Markiplier & Friends’, Bob and Wade most often being the ‘friends’.

Hey look, it’s Mark playing Hand Simulator with his friends Bob and Wade!

by Gamer4200 March 18, 2020