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Blumpkin Soup

A dish created after ejaculation from Blumpkin is kept in female's mouth with the male's dingleberry's added into the female's mouth creating a well rounded and tasty Blumpkin soup.
I finished adding the final ingredient to the Blumpkin soup which brought up a unique and delightful smell in the bathroom.
by SmegmaMale March 16, 2024
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Hi-Brow Blumpkin

The act of two people defecating on the same toilet while one receives fellatio. One person relieving themselves in the tank and the second facing them also passing excrement in the actual toilet. Thus referring to the hi brow part, being that the person on the tank is eye-brow level with the person on the bottom.
Man I just received the most amazing Hi-brow Blumpkin from a tranny in a Cahokia gas station.
by CHRISLARRYJEFF November 7, 2010
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Blumpkin

The greasiest shit ever. When a hoe blows the D while the guy takes a shiiii.
I was at a football game and this bitch busted open the shitter door and gave me a blumpkin.
by Juicy_kawasaki November 19, 2018
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Prairie Blumpkin

Derived from "prairie oyster", a prairie blumpkin is when you're buddy is giving you head and you throw an egg in his face. Origins trace back to "Let Him Cook" from Pepperbox.tv
I was getting head from Jerry in the woods when I decided that it would be much better to turn it into a prairie blumpkin with my handy pocket egg
by legendchecker October 23, 2024
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Blumpkin spice latte

When you shit your pants in the Starbucks drive thru and your girl is giving you a blow job while you order her a pumpkin spice latte.
Can I get a blumpkin spice latte please with extra whipped cream
by Touchedbythetismgurl May 6, 2025
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Volcano Blumpkin

Sitting down on a toilet and taking a massive shit after eating a volcano crunch wrap, while at the same time, receiving a blow-job.
by Nalex. November 2, 2010
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flirt blumpkin

To flirt with a person through text while on the toilet
I'm on the toilet but tbh u r like super cute lol Flirt blumpkin
Flirting, blumpkin, poop, sexual, toilet, boy, girl, attractive, awkward, weird gross, disgusting ,penis, bonner, horney, flirt
by frankiefootlong November 17, 2015
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