A blumpkin that is given and or received from a very large and hairy man with three legs that looks like the Alpha Zombie from the 2024 film: 28 Years Later
Friend 1: Yo I got a blumpkin from that dude down the street, fucker was the hairiest dude I've ever seen.
Friend 2: Oh yeah that's... great dude.
Friend 1: It was like getting a blumpkin from the Alpha Zombie from 28 Years later, like an Alpha Zombie Blumpkin!
Friend 2: Yeah genuinely stay the fuck away from me and my family.
Friend 2: Oh yeah that's... great dude.
Friend 1: It was like getting a blumpkin from the Alpha Zombie from 28 Years later, like an Alpha Zombie Blumpkin!
Friend 2: Yeah genuinely stay the fuck away from me and my family.
by FroggerTheRIbbit October 19, 2025
Get the Alpha Zombie Blumpkin mug.A dude sits atop the toilet tank and craps in it, facing forward. A woman (or man, I guess...) sits on the toilet backwards and also crals as s/he performs oral sex on the guy seated atop the tank.
What were you two doing in the bathroom so long?
I expelled every fluid imaginable thanks to getting an upper-decker double blumpkin.
I expelled every fluid imaginable thanks to getting an upper-decker double blumpkin.
by Terry O'Raynis April 4, 2023
Get the Upper-decker Double Blumpkin mug.On my way to a my frat brother’s bachelor party in Vegas I received a ball draining Mile-high blumpkin from the flight attendant.
by Mile-height pilot December 11, 2022
Get the Mile-high blumpkin mug.A country blumpkin is when a man is sitting on the tank of the toilet with the lid off, your basic "top shelf" prank. When he is ready to "drop the kids in the pool", if you will, a woman (human) sits on the toilet straddling the tank ALSO " dropping off kids", and giving a blow job to the man on tank.
by J. P. Okes November 25, 2025
Get the Country Blumpkin mug.Also known as the double decker Blumpkin, is a position where one defecates into the toilet bowl and the other receives a blow job while pooping in the toilet tank.
by Dinglebear April 30, 2022
Get the Double Blumpkin mug.The act in which the female is taking a shit on the toilet, and the man stands facing her while she is jacking off his penis. Until love juice is ejaculated upon her chest. (Also known as a reverse blandie) (blumpkin handie)
“That ain’t nothing dude my gf gave me a reverse blumpkin”
“Wow that skeezer at the party gave me a mind blowing blandie”
“My grandma Walked in on me getting a reverse blumpkin at the family’s thanksgiving dinner”
“Wow that skeezer at the party gave me a mind blowing blandie”
“My grandma Walked in on me getting a reverse blumpkin at the family’s thanksgiving dinner”
by mrbigdaddy69 February 16, 2020
Get the Reverse blumpkin mug.A variation of the blumpkin where Brian gives oral sex whilst evacuating his bowels, thus utilizing both alpha and omega of the ailimentary canal simultaneously.
Or in laymans terms, when Brian sucks a cock at the same time he is also beaming Schatner off the Enterprise....the sucker is the crapper.
Note to Brian: The money shot should occur at the precise moment of final fecal release, thus synchronizing anal closure with ejaculation.
Or in laymans terms, when Brian sucks a cock at the same time he is also beaming Schatner off the Enterprise....the sucker is the crapper.
Note to Brian: The money shot should occur at the precise moment of final fecal release, thus synchronizing anal closure with ejaculation.
While Brian was taking his monthly shit, Eli whipped out his cock and got a BJ from him at the same time. Ahhhhhh...... he was the only man he ever knew that would give a reverse blumpkin.
by Brian and Eli forevs February 2, 2018
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