Leg Beard

When a woman stops shaving, and her leg hair grows in to its natural state.

Did you see that girl at the swim meet? She had leg beards.

by syd.is.syd January 4, 2012

green beard

Said in disbelief, usually in reply to a potentially preposterous or unlikely statement, but can also be in recognition of an act.

Emphasis must be on the "ee" sound of both words, and accompanied by a stroking of the chin, regardless of presence or lack of own facial hair.

see variations at: Beee-aaard, bard, itchy chin, Jimmy, Jimmy Hill

Synonym: "yeah, right!"

Mr. A: My dick is 17.5 inches.

Mr. B: GrEEEEEn BEEEErd

by Rize December 15, 2003

Beard Juice

The ice water that drips off a man's beard while it's thawing out after freezing outside.

Bro, would ya get a towel? Your beard juice dripping on the table's pretty disgusting!

Damn, there's nothing colder than dripping beard juice on yer dick while taking a piss after shredding the mountain all morning.

by Ullrwolf December 20, 2012

Wizards beard

When a Male shaves all his pubes, except the hairs on the ball sack, giving the subtle appearance of a wrinkly old wizard with a long beard.

Friend 1: when you manscape, do you shave your balls too?
Friend 2: of course dude.
Friend 1: I never have, I'm too worried I'll cut myself.

Friend 2: This bitch got a wizards beard!

by HG2016 September 27, 2019

beard hug

When two men with thick beards embrace each other by rubbing each others' beards up against the others' respective beard. This action is done amongst good friends and is another way of greeting as opposed to a traditional hug.

Hey Jay!
How's it going?
Not bad - not bad. Beard hug!

<Beard Hug ensues and conversation continues as if nothing strange happened>

by beerdrinker09 November 3, 2013

vent beard

A beard-like collection of hair, forming around the fan output vent of a personal computer.

John was a mucky bastard. When he took his PC to be repaired the technician had to remove the vent beard to open the case.

by Chris Rowson February 25, 2008

mr beard

mr beard is the very alive beard that grows on pauls face

hello mr beard how is pauls face today

by hoozie woozie woo March 19, 2008