Leg Beard

When a woman stops shaving, and her leg hair grows in to its natural state.

Did you see that girl at the swim meet? She had leg beards.

by syd.is.syd January 4, 2012

green beard

Said in disbelief, usually in reply to a potentially preposterous or unlikely statement, but can also be in recognition of an act.

Emphasis must be on the "ee" sound of both words, and accompanied by a stroking of the chin, regardless of presence or lack of own facial hair.

see variations at: Beee-aaard, bard, itchy chin, Jimmy, Jimmy Hill

Synonym: "yeah, right!"

Mr. A: My dick is 17.5 inches.

Mr. B: GrEEEEEn BEEEErd

by Rize December 15, 2003

Unlockable Beards

Exceptionally good, or necessary.

Medal of Honor has unlockable beards? UNLOCKABLE BEARDS!

by David divad June 22, 2010

Sack Beard

Full-to-Medium length hair left on the scrotum after trimming or shaving has clearly been done to the major part of the pubic area.

Roxanne: So me and Ted finally did it.
Sheila: Does he "shave"?
Roxanne: Yeah. Well, sort of. He still had a Sack Beard.

by Daggermouth July 8, 2010

vent beard

A beard-like collection of hair, forming around the fan output vent of a personal computer.

John was a mucky bastard. When he took his PC to be repaired the technician had to remove the vent beard to open the case.

by Chris Rowson February 25, 2008

mr beard

mr beard is the very alive beard that grows on pauls face

hello mr beard how is pauls face today

by hoozie woozie woo March 19, 2008

bearded triangle

a fluffy minge

yo momma's got a bearded triangle

by georgie and amy March 4, 2009