baja bath

The act of wearing a bathing suit while showering in the yard with a garden hose

dude you got dog shit on your back!

I'm not letting you shower in my house! go take a baja bath!

by wwjoeyd July 12, 2010

Drone Bathing

Drone Bathing is a luxury spa service wherein the client is immersed in high-volume, low-frequency electric guitar music while watching customized machinama animation. This treatment is enjoyed by many suffering from feelings of disembodiment and dystopian narrative trajectories. Drone Bathing requires professional attendants and master drones to ensure a successful and safe experience. Due to the intensity of the sound levels, earplugs should always be worn.

A: I've been feeling really disembodied lately.
B: Have you tried Drone Bathing?
C: I went Drone Bathing and watched Quake IV and Captain Planet flying around a fantasy castle, while these drones played guitar so loud I could feel the vibrations all through my body....it was crazy.

by ShadowKat August 20, 2010

Bathing Stocks

A shoe that is mixed between the bathing apes and the birkenstocks.

"That man was decked out with his fly shirt and Bathing Stocks.

by RaWwIeNeR785 August 28, 2010

The Bubble Bath

When one puts burning coals in their partner's ass, then cumshots into the ass.

Jim: Hey, Ted, guess what I did to Sally last night!

Ted: What did you do, give her a warm carl?

Jim: No, I gave her the bubble bath!

by BenjaminFrank February 21, 2009

Magic Bath

A bathtub filled with Purell. Jump in, swim around, stand up and feel great while you auto-dry.

Something to go on a Rock Star's Rider.

"Man they better have a Magic Bath ready for me after this show."

"This Magic Bath is amazing, I can swim around, then stand up and Auto Dry!"

"Magic Baths are RAVE-READY!"

by DookSD September 26, 2008

Eye Bath

Something so disgusting that you feel that you have to wash your eyes after seeing it.

Bob: I had to take an eye bath when I saw Steve Harvey's bodyguard riding a lion while wearing nothing but his briefs.
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by Jason Walters March 30, 2009

Kentucky bath

Washing oneself with a soapy wet washcloth instead of taking a shower or immersing oneself in a bathtub.

We don't have time for showers. Just give the kids a Kentucky bath.

by WritingJoy January 27, 2014