An Anus that is so EPIC and urban that your penis juice just evaporates, urban in the meaning of EPIC and not some stupid city but as in epic as fuck. An anus so urban that the feeling us so unaxplainable not even steven hawkings could define it. Its just simply an Urban Anus. These anus's are so rare that only a proximity of 4/100 lives will find an Urban Anus.
by AssBlaster64 December 04, 2018
A clever synonym with anal prolapse. When the lower part of the intestines protrudes from the anus causing inflammation and a red cauliflower shaped nodule protruding from the rectal sphincter
I was left with a nasty case of cauliflower anus after I took a spin on the rectum wrecker 300, it really lives up to its name.
by Bob sagets muffbrow August 08, 2022
by Really Big Cheese February 01, 2025
Sally :I donated plasma last got 50 bucks.
Roderick: No way.
Sally: Ya downside is it left me an ugly scar that basically is a plasma anus.
Roderick: No way.
Sally: Ya downside is it left me an ugly scar that basically is a plasma anus.
by Dopeboygain78 June 05, 2021
When you squat while cleaning your room on your period and you think you have to fart but you accidentally poop yourself violently. It drips into the bloody pad as well as your underwear itself but yet, through sheer determination, you still clean up your room before cleaning your butt
by Jefree123456789 October 15, 2020
A warm and creamy, most moist, most smelliest, loud, and worst fantasy football team to ever exist. Imagine a fantasy team that was run by a strap on that was worn by a goat that was use on a bum… that’s what an Anus Manus is
by MacZaddy88 September 25, 2023