The Angry Cactus

Forcing sexual intercourse on a porcupine.

"Dan got wrecked trying to pull the angry cactus, it looks like his dick was attacked by a sewing machine."

by Alternative Holes February 22, 2020

Angry Floater

A turd 💩 that will not flush down the toleit

I looked in the toliet and there was an Angry Floater still in the bowl

by Angry Floater August 8, 2022

angry richard

When a Male rubs his dick in icyhot then fornicate with a woman.

Dude, my girls pussy was on fire when I gave her that angry richard

by MikeHuntYaBoo May 14, 2020

Angry Autism

When somebody is having an autism attack and they suddenly starts getting angry at you for no reason

Normal Person: "Hey stop being an Angry Autism"
Autistic Person: "NO U FAGTARD!!!"

by McSkilletFan21 September 24, 2018

angry porcupine

When a guy shaves his pubes, waits a few days, has a girl shave her pubes, then grudge fucks her.

Dude, I have Sharon the old Angry Porcupine last night.

by Bacon66 April 21, 2016

angry h

threesome that looks like an H

Let's make that hooker the crossbar in our angry H.

by Jermomma December 23, 2013

The angry santa

The angry Santa is when the big toe is sticking out of the hole in your sock.

Dude,I need new socks cause the angry Santa is annowing me. I keep having to take off my shoe to cover my toe!

by Pwailnuts March 17, 2017