apples and grapes

A lazily made piece of media.

Vincent: That new movie was apples and grapes
Dawson: Agreed

by applesandgrapes December 15, 2017

Apple device

An overpriced scam that doesn't come with a charger

A device such as an iPhone with 3 cameras, because they expect you to be filming Marvel movies.

A device which has a battery that last for 0.69 milliseconds.

That guy has an Apple device because he's trying to flex.

by totally not a mod April 23, 2021

Apple Slap

When one sits down/ enters through a doorway and doesn't wipe the back of their neck. Then whoever else is signed into the game proceeds to slap the living shit out of the other person's neck

Apple Slap :
Slap the shit out of him because he didn't wipe.

by Royal Dripp King 👑 March 14, 2018

Flesh apple

A term used to describe a man's testicles

My flesh apple really itches

by Lvposty July 6, 2019

Apples to Firetrucks

Claiming similarities that aren’t there. An apple and a firetruck may both be red, but to call them silimar is preposterous.

“I can’t believe Trump fired the PACHA Council, this can’t be good...”

“OBAMA DID THE SAME THING!”

“Yeah, because the people on that council weren’t doing anything and he brought new people in to revitalize it. You’re comparing apples to firetrucks.”

by PerspicuousEnigma January 2, 2018

Spin the Apple

A party game like spin the bottle, but with an apple.
The players spin an apple and whoever it lands on has to hold the apple for no more or less than 5 seconds. If they go over or under 5 seconds, everyone slaps them in the face.

"Hey, wanna play spin the apple?"

"Sure, but we should bring a timer this time.

by goodwitchazura April 5, 2022

apple on the roots

Derived from the saying an apple doesn't fall far from the tree, this saying describes a person who is exactly like their parent(s), be that for better or worse.

Damn, he's a real apple on the roots.

by Coldbrew April 7, 2019