Alpha Blood

When your girlfriend says "out for blood" and you mistake it for "alpha blood" and decide to make it a whole thing and create a definition for it on urban dictionary. Now, this will become a trend. Everyone will start using it and it will be a symbol of virility, strength, resolve and the unbreakable nature of human character.

Her: "*speaking through nose from a cold* wow, $100! That utility company is out for blood"
Him: "what's alpha blood"
Her: "Out for blood"
Him: "Alpha blood it is. I am a man with alpha blood. That sounds about right."

by The definatorrrrr May 3, 2022

Alpha male

"Muscular" men who are under the height of 5'1 who cant be in proximity to women without giving everyone second-hand embarrassment so they "superiorize" themselves to have that 99% of presumably fake pridefulness that they didn't get as a child. (Used mostly in first person)

"I'm such an Alpha male," or "My alpha male body is too good for that."

by BlueMushroom_ May 6, 2022

alpha beta gamma delta epsilon zeta eta theta iota kappa lambda mu nu xi omicron pi rho sigma tau upsilon phi chi psi omega

basically the full greek alphabet

person 1: do you know greek?
person 2: alpha beta gamma delta epsilon zeta eta theta iota kappa lambda mu nu xi omicron pi rho sigma tau upsilon phi chi psi omega.
person 1: you are good at greek!

by Phu The Writer May 9, 2022

Alphabetized

when a sexual minority identity-politiker tries to get you banned for being straight

"YOU CAN'T JUST SAY YOU TREAT WOMEN YOU DON'T WANT TO FUCK LIKE MEN, THAT'S TRIGGERING AND HOMOPHOBIC; PREPARE TO BE ALPHABETIZED STRAIGHT-DEMON"

by physicalpain2022 May 11, 2022

Alpha-numeric-symbolicans

Fully encompassing the LGBTQ+ Community. In an effort to be prepared for any additional letters, numbers, or symbols the LGBTQ+ community chooses to add, alpha-numeric-symbolican can cover your ass on the fly if you arent up to date on the newest editions!

'Is that guy queer?'

Answer:

'Nah bro I aint been watching the news, that's one of those alpha-numeric-symbolicans, they keep changing and adding things to their acronym making it virtually impossible for an outsider to keep up! Now we use the all-encompassing precursory word 'Alpha-numeric-symbolicans' it covers anything before they even add it'

by WhiteGirlJ July 11, 2022

alphabephobia

Fear of letters.

I hear John has alphabephobia, he hasn't been able to read or write without passing out recently.

by og original gangster October 5, 2022

alphabet

the letters of the alphabet

wow its alphabet, the letters of alphabet

by 654678 December 16, 2022