agecuck

Someone who believes that women under some arbitrary age are a no-go for men above another arbitrary age (category that often includes himself, enhancing the cuckold aspect of it), but it's OK for men under a certain age to have sex with them.

Billie: Maybe try finding someone to date who ISN'T half your age or in college! This is disgusting and you should be ashamed!
Chad: She's of legal age, you fucking agecuck.

agecuck by zealousideals April 23, 2022

agent hurley 

A big, overweight, unattractive and bad tempered female police officer, similar to the stereotype butch dyke. Notorious for violently handling arrested suspects and performing full physical examinations on them, including body orifices, on behalf of her chief inspector. Made famous in the film "Beavis & Butthead do America"

Agent Fleming: Agent Hurley, I want you to give this scumbag a full cavity search. I'm talking Roto-Rooter here: don't stop until you reach the back of his teeth.

.....

Agent Hurley: He's clean chief.

Butthead: Huhhuh huh... Did I just score?

agent hurley by harrie piel December 11, 2008

middle ages 

a period of European history from around A.D. 500 to A.D. 1500

some people from the MIDDLE AGES were Marco Polo (european explorer) and Kublai Khan (friend of Marco Polo)

middle ages by social_studies_words February 1, 2014

Agent Zero 

Proper Noun.
1. One of several popular nicknames given to the most thrilling basketball player in the NBA, Gilbert Arenas. A two time all-star renowned for his ability to score as time in quarters, halves, and especially games expire, Agent Zero currently stars at guard for the Washington Wizards. Agent Zero sports the jersey number 0 because he was told as a high school player that he would spend exactly zero minutes on the court as a college player.

2. A man with phenomenal swag.

3. Hibachi, The Black President, The East Coast Assasin, Quality Shot

Ex. 1. Does Agent Zero have a conscience?

Ex. 2. I hear Agent Zero is writing a children's book aimed at reinforcing good childhood behavior titled "Dropping Things on People is Bad, Unless You're Dropping 60 on Kobe."

Agent Zero by Big Money NiMo February 21, 2007

Agent Dark Bootie 

When a man dives head first into a large African female's rectum, head covered in warming lubricant, screams into the anus as if arresting Rodney King.

I'm about to Agent Dark Bootie that hoe!

Agent Dark Bootie by deluxe^sumo July 25, 2009

agender

a person that doesn't identify as a man or woman. agender people are also nonbinary! they also can use any pronouns. agender people could also be called genderless, ungendered, voidgender or genderfree. agender people are also trans! (i'm agender myself btw)

person 1 : hey, are you a girl or a boy?
an agender person : no.

agender by hhmilaa May 22, 2021

aged up

Making a character older than what they really are

“ isn’t his cannon age 19? “
“ yes but he’s aged up so he can fit in my story “

aged up by Notreadytogrowup August 8, 2021