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Jessica

The most beautiful yellow haired girl on earth. Even though she toots a lot she is still the best women ever. She’s like a fairy.
Boy 1 - Do you know Jessica?

Boy 2 - Yes! She’s so hot
by Xikenneth July 13, 2023
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Jessica

Fat hoe who is an unloyal backstabber thinks the whole world is about her flabby and cries a lot especially the ones who go by jessica not jess and they can't seem to realise they are the problem! has no real friends is fat has weird eyebrows did I mention she's fat
Gosh she eats so much she is starting to look like Jessica
by sausagesizzler January 17, 2025
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Jessica

A pretty girl with a heart of gold who is the single greatest fencer to ever live in my humble opinion. She is also very smart and funny and has good taste in books.
Jessica is literally so good with a sword she would kick your butt and then discuss LOTR with you after it.
by Janos Lajos von Neumann July 18, 2025
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Jessica's Plant

Jessica's Plant is a plot device whereby a seemingly unsolvable problem in a story is resolved by repeating the occurrence for two or more characters or groups while neither is aware that the other experienced the same thing. Its function is generally to resolve an otherwise irresolvable plot situation, to appease the story teller, to bring the tale allow the story to continue unimpeded, or act as a comedic device.
"Hey, did ever read Stealy Cap?"

"Yeah, the writing is lazy though. Each book is just a new Jessica's Plant because Stealy and his enemies never remember anything."
by Bex Belling June 11, 2024
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jessica jarman

Oh that girl is a real Jessica jarman
by Hottestdonindaworldinio November 23, 2021
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Jessica

Jessica tic-tac-toe game at IHOP was unfathomable in nature.
by Axel Thorn January 17, 2025
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jessica garrett

A white girl who thinks she is black. Gets in trouble all the time but everyone still likes her for some weird reason.
by Christ Like May 3, 2018
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