Bear Grills

a bad ass ex british special forces who could kick your ass... at surviving random places except harlem.

I got really drunk at a party and wondered a little to far out and had to think what bear grills would do to get out of this situation.

by hoboslayer January 30, 2008

Throw Bear

the inability to type or speak coherently as a result from seeing something that totally blew your mind.

After watching the man continually bear blast for several hours, Mark could only throw bear in pure amazement. It was as if he just saw Oasis perform live!

by My Crotch 2009 July 10, 2009

air bear

the one who sweats while having sex

Last night I was having sex with an air bear

by THE VAG SUCKAAA April 5, 2010

Chow Bears

To 'chow bears' is to become very physically tired when exercising. The phrase came about due to the feeling of 'having a bear on your back.' Obviously this would slow you down somewhat and make you feel a bit exhausted. To be 'chowing bears' would be to start feeling this sensation.

Often occurs when performing cardiovascular exercise the day after a big night, or when exercising after a few fags or pints.

"Wow bro, I'm chowing serious bears after that run!"

"Ya no me too, I'm chowing bears after I chowed that gap in the line. Mondo. Think I'm gonna need to be substituted soon."

"Coach, I chowed bears, please get me off the field!"

Or...

"Dude, you look fucked! Chow bears?"

- "Big time bro"

by Twallas McGee November 8, 2009

Fight The Bear

A four piece band from the UK, offering music that is non genre specific and geographically oppose the pacific. Often described as "terrific" they remain for many, psuedoscientific.

You can listen to Fight The Bear here.

www.fightthebear.co.uk
www.facebook.com/fightthebearUK

by Ace Freaky July 9, 2010

Bear Club

To join the bear club (usually when really drunk) you have to piss in your own mouth then punch yourself in the nuts. The president of the bear club is the person who completes this the most number of times. Thought to have arisen in Canada.

Hobbs: fuck i got wasted last night, but i wasnt as bad as you...
Jacob: why? what did i do?
Hobbs: dont you remember? you joined the bear club...

by j-mut July 13, 2010

Bear Whisper

A very quiet fart that occurs when you are sleeping like a bear

Dude, my girlfriend let out a huge bear whisper last night while she was sleeping

by Quantum of Balls May 12, 2009