by Tatertotters May 11, 2014

Oh yes! CLEARLY losing a fucking SOCCER GAME is evidence that her ideological presuppositions are wrong!
Hym "No really! She would have won her little soccer game if she would have had the right politics! God would have rewarded her with victory if she wasn't a fucking hippy. That's obvious to me now. She should have spent less time disagreeing with me and more time doing and believing whatever I tell her to do and believe. THEN... Then she would have won... Because Jesus..."
by Hym Iam August 11, 2023

Soccer is for people who retire from playing football and move to either of the American, Australian and Canadian league.
by Dylanlm November 19, 2022

The way of expressing mexican culture, and acting. Also, soccer can only be played with white ball, no black ball, no brown ball, no aisan ball
by An idiot6453@2 December 8, 2017

When you dip a roll of toilet paper in diesel, light it on fire and kick it around like a soccer ball.
Oi mate we playing some shit paper soccer tonight?
Yeah cunt, you bring the shit paper I'll bring the diesel.
Yeah cunt, you bring the shit paper I'll bring the diesel.
by Awesom0h4000 June 3, 2020

A player that tries too hard at school recess, and usually ends up with an ankle injury. When he is passed the ball, he whiffs it completely and pulls a muscle.
by BuxtonWater May 7, 2015

by gdoyxkgxigckv kgd October 28, 2019
