by PokeBread December 12, 2018
Get the My Name Jeffmug. 1. (noun) A giant, Grade A douche canoe notorious for doing outrageous acts that demeans one’s self.
2. (verb) The act of doing outrageous acts that demeans one’s self
3. (pronoun) A giant, Grade A douche canoe notorious for doing outrageous acts that demeans one’s self who identifies as a giant, Grade A douche canoe notorious for doing outrageous acts that demeans one’s self.
2. (verb) The act of doing outrageous acts that demeans one’s self
3. (pronoun) A giant, Grade A douche canoe notorious for doing outrageous acts that demeans one’s self who identifies as a giant, Grade A douche canoe notorious for doing outrageous acts that demeans one’s self.
Me: Hey do you know Jeff McClure?
Liam: You mean that giant asshole who dressed in a giant dick costume and walked across the college campus that time??
Me: Yeah that douche canoe who identifies as himself.
Liam: He should’ve been swallowed!!
Liam: You mean that giant asshole who dressed in a giant dick costume and walked across the college campus that time??
Me: Yeah that douche canoe who identifies as himself.
Liam: He should’ve been swallowed!!
by TheManicHispanicMexicutioner September 18, 2023
Get the Jeff McCluremug. One who jumps on counters and tells people to shut the fuck up . He is often found at work hard on a creek bank .
by Willie whopper March 11, 2020
Get the Jeff Poolemug. An awesome friend, a mans man, hardworking, and astonishingly loyal. Jeff King is the kind of man you would hope your single mother ends up with. The kind of guy that has life by the balls. But would drop everything for a friend or romantic interest.
by hahaah44 December 18, 2019
Get the jeff kingmug. by Ebc1934 October 21, 2018
Get the Jeffmug. an actual nonce, he usually hangs outside the primary school waiting for unsuspecting 6 years olds to be snatched from their parents. His favourite game Is probably league of legends
Roadman: oi blud who’s that dickhead?
civilised human being: idk, he looks like a nonce
Other human: must be a Jeff!
civilised human being: idk, he looks like a nonce
Other human: must be a Jeff!
by NoStep February 9, 2022
Get the Jeffmug. 
Get the Jeffmug.