Michael Cannon

Soft drink that is half regular cola and half diet cola, preferably Coca Cola brand.

I’ll have a Michael Cannon with ice, please?

by Acarusoruth January 17, 2024

Cannon

A shy but friendly guy. Also very defensive of his girlfriend or wife. Crushes hard, especially on Hannahs.

Cannon is pretty shy

by Pickle Toe Jimmy December 19, 2021

Cannon

A pickpocket.

Every cannon has his own technique.

by Côrno duma figa June 15, 2019

stank cannon

Breath that smells of dying or decaying tissue, rotten food, or other various sorts of awful smells.

I was totally into this chick until she pointed her stank cannon at me.

by Fakebook April 18, 2012

Cannons

Big tits

Phaw! Look at the cannons on that

by DS798 August 27, 2025

tshirt cannon

A vagina

She popped that kid out like a tshirt cannon

by bandhumor January 27, 2012

Pube Cannon

A human males erect penis that, unlike most, is covered with hair.

Sarah: So I went back to Jon's last night.
Beth: Oh yeah?
Sarah: He pulled out his dick and...it was covered with hair!
Beth: Jon has a pube cannon, haha. Gross

by thatmanwotsaidthings May 22, 2013