Blue Whale Cock

The largest dick of any animal. The Blue Whale Cock can measure 8 feet 5 inches and have a 3 foot girth. The Blue Whale cock is so big that if you were to suck its cum blast it would blow you 2 miles across the ocean. Its dick weights anywhere from 1 to 2 tons. So for all you ladies that love big ones, let a blue whale dick you down ;)

Wow, what is that big seal on the bottom of that whale?

That is not a seal, that is a Blue Whale Cock

Woah, that's fucking huge

I know right!!! Biggest in the animal kingdom

by GM123 July 29, 2016

Bermuda Whale

A fat bitch

Dammmmm your mum is a Bermuda WHale

by deamonloki November 7, 2016

Scarred Whale

A suicidal fat kid who binge eats.

"Hey James did you see the Scarred Whale pass by us."

by osama ben lez December 15, 2018

lonely whale

Lonely whale can be dedicated to a person who was a loner and are in need of comforts just like how the whale swim and sing alone asking for attention of others but in a good way.

Luna was such a lonely whale and nobody noticed her.

by Whalienxxx March 23, 2019

Spiderman whale gang

a gang full of ABSOLUTE normies who think they are superior to shark gang but are all secretly gang banging each other

Have you heard of Spiderman whale gang?

no who are they?

oh just these gay normies

by Joshryan01 gang June 6, 2019

Sneaky whale

The art of sneaking an obese female into your friends house/apartment, without them knowing

Friend 1: me and Steven are going to

the club tonight

Friend 2: oh man I don’t know about Steven

Friend 1: Why?

Friend 2: every time we go out, he always try to pull a sneaky whale at the end of the night, in my apartment.

by Grifmiester November 27, 2019

Sleeping Whales

Multiple strands of semi floating vertical Faeces in the toilet water post poo

Nature really reveals itself in amazing places, after eating a midnight snack I went to the toilet and saw sleeping whales in there

by poouaisle April 2, 2020