whale wang

The sperm of a male cetacean

That person is tougher than whale wang.

by G. South April 22, 2008

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constipated whale

a wale that has sever digustional problems or a very stinky Ian

that whale is a constipated whale

by Shea&Dee April 10, 2013

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A exclamation of something considered widely tragic, or something bad.

The Tsunami that hit here yesterday was totally Tits On A Whale.

by Just Andrew August 12, 2008

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When you say something to distract a teacher, something random.

Hey Mr.12, do you know that shaq created the universe?
No salty whales

by BigDaddyShaq December 16, 2019

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The act of inserting a hunk of Whale meat into a females mouth during intercourse. Often against her will.

I had to pay a heafty price for the meat... but I managed to Whale Punch my wife last night.

by theert September 15, 2007

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The screaming noises that a fat mama in the ghetto makes when something bad happens to a member of her family.

Shaniqua's mom was singing the whale song when Tyrone got shot by the cops.

by GhettoGangsta June 13, 2007

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when some asshole goes into the middle of a lake, drops thier swimming suits, lays out dookie

"dude, liam and bridget saw the blue whale that brendan took"

by desicraig July 02, 2009

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